I've seen old records on just about every ridiculous thing you can think of - there's literally albums to play ping-pong by, one called "Music to Grow Plants", and another called “Music to Recline By" (by Richard Maltby and his Orchestra). There's "Music for Swingin' Bowlers", "Music to Barbecue By", "Music to be Murdered By" and, believe it or not, even "Music to Sell Valves By" (don't believe me? go here).
But just when you think you've seen it all, along comes this one.... an album I guess you'd listen to before you go buy a Ukrainian car. Now I've seen everything.