I'm Italian, but regretfully have never bothered to learn the language. Looks like this LP cover says something like "The Initials of J7 - The short week". I have no idea what the hell that means, but I can say that J7 (if that is indeed his name) puts Jay-Z to shame.
No wonder Larry Hagman drank so much. They should have hired a gay guy like Dick Sargent on Bewitched to play Major Nelson. I'm sure the poor guy must have splashed himself with cold water between every take. Maybe he made himself think of something ugly, or repeated to himself "I have self control, I have self control". After a while, he just turned to drink.