"The game is Broomsticks... but you can only play if you wear Broomsticks slacks." .... is "Broomsticks" code for "gang bang"?
"Get her in a good tight half nelson and shock her back to reality with a stern warning such as 'Watch it, sister!'"
Easy does it there partner. Your lady is just giving you an enthusiastic hug. A karate chop and a power half nelson may be a bit of an over-reaction. It looks like he's ready to snap her neck.
For some reason, this next ad reminds me of the KISS Love Gun album cover. Maybe it's the throngs of lovely maidens draping themselves all over this guy, with one girl literally making love to his knee cap. Evidently, the marketing tool being used here is to associate Harris slacks with feeling like Conan the Destroyer sitting upon his mighty throne... "Wench, bring me my goblet!"
see also: sexist advertising part 1 and A Long Time Ago, Everyone Hated Women
(These ads found here on Flickr- a brilliant collection of which I shamelessly swiped.)