5/24/09

Ads #15

warning: you cannot unsee this
There's something about these two children's products that's just a little too phallic for me to ignore.

water wiennie

I find the Sky-Sicle the most disturbing simply due to the expresion on that kid's face. However, the white stuff coming out of that kid's water weinnie seems to have the consistency of... well, never mind.

Bad, Gilligan. Bad!

12 comments:

  1. Creepy. There's something on my blog today that you might like.

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  2. Why on earth do they have that kid chewing on it? That's just wrong.

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  3. Did they find the oddest looking kid they could to make the oddest looking face he could? Hot damn!

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  4. I hope I don't have nightmares starring that kid in the first ad! *shudders*

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  5. Every kid I knew did exactly what you'd think they would do with the water wiennie...they pretended to urinate.

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  6. The consistency of what???

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  7. Ha! Kidding! I know you meant ranch dressing. I'm not that slow...

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  8. Sorry to burden everybody with some pretty heavy nightmares just for the sake of some cheap laughs. Had to be done though.

    And joe, I was referring to tartar sauce. But you were close.

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  9. hahah. That was going to be my next guess...

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  10. Maybe it's just me, but the "mayonnaise"-shooting wiennie doesn't disturb me (except for the ridiculous spelling of it). However, the borderline cross-eyed kid with the Eric Forman haircut is another story.

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  11. It's not just you Kim. The image of that boy biting on that popsicle will haunt my dreams for years to come, I assure you.

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  12. We used to try to fill up our water weenies to make them as masssive as possible. Unfortunately, the internal bladder would usually rupture and leave you with a deflated, worthless play toy...

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