10/28/09

Bad Songs #2: Drink'instein



Dolly Parton has said that she considers her compositions for the Rhinestone soundtrack among the best work she's done. I won't argue that there's a few good tracks here..... Drinkinstein is not one of them. Perhaps, the song itself is not that horrible - maybe just forgettable.  However, Stallone's vocal performance will have you weeping and gnashing your teeth. And to think, he passed up the opportunities to star in Romancing the Stone and Beverly Hills Cop to do this!

I cannot mentally picture someone taking the Rhinestone CD, putting it into their car stereo, and NOT skipping this song.  I would wager that this song has never been played through.... by anyone..... ever.  Do you want to be the first? I dare you.

11 comments:

  1. haha so awful. funny post.

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  2. OK..I listened to the whole thing and all I want to know is...how do I get all this vomit off my keyboard?
    An audio train wreck.

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  3. Wow, I could barely make it 30 seconds!

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  4. Aw, c'mon now! It's not THAT bad! I like it, though I wouldn't put it on any jheavy rotation play (and, yeah, I like it more for the camp value than the actual song, but the lyrics aren't bad).

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  5. I can only imagine if Adrian, Paulie and Apollo got wind of this...he'll never hear the end of it!

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  6. I think I just lost the will to live.

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  7. I thought it was painful to hear him speak, but singing is even worse.

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  8. Simply. Awful.

    He sounds drunk during the song! How fitting!

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  9. I couldn't do it. I just... couldn't. I had to turn it off once the singin' started.

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  10. Still 73% better than most of the "Idol" contestants... lol

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