If you're in a horror movie and want to get killed, here's some helpful tips for getting whacked. Along with each tip is your odds of survival. Good luck!
1. When you've shot or stabbed the bad guy, drop your weapon. Then, either slump in the corner crying or go check to make sure he's dead. 30%
2. Do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol. 8%
3. When bodies start to pile up, the best thing to do is split up into easier targets. 12%
4. Go for a swim, 10%.... or even better, skinny dip. 0%
18. If you lose something, always go back for it. 14%