The Cosmic Rape is bad enough on its own, but it's made worse by the text below the title which makes Theodore Sturgeon sound like a cosmic rapist: "The cosmic rape by one of the most imaginative storytellers of our time".
I KNOW when you first read the title you read it as "Black Ass Blood". Admit it. I'll confess that I not only read it as "black ass", but actually, for a moment, thought there was a misprint when I noticed the missing "S".
Ed Noon and the Bouncing Betty doesn't sound too bad. Read on...
She's a MATTRESS TESTER? You've got to be kidding me. (image source)
Several of these images taken from Bookscans.com