The first two Comic Education posts have been pretty heavy handed - the dangers of drugs and the threat of nuclear war. Let's lighten things up with a 1948 guide to dating titled "How to Louse Up a Date". It was published over 60 years ago, but I think it is as accurate today as it was then. I'm not copying the article verbatim here, just duly noting the sage advice from generations past.
Rule #1: (Pictured above) Keep your freaking paws to yourself until the time is right. Guys that can't keep their filthy mits to themselves are either horribly desperate or a smarmy lush (or both). In due time, fellas. In due time.
Rule #2: Bob Hope you ain't, so quit trying to be Mr. Funny Guy. Do you remember that James Bond movie where 007 pulls a practical joke and everybody dies laughing?.... Of course you don't, Bond is a player, and wouldn't do something so stupid in front of the ladies. If you're going to be funny, be charming and witty like Dean Martin or Vince Vaughn - not an annoying ass and practical joker.