They're naked, have huge furry balls attached to their head, and, judging by their sly expressions, they just had a good round of sex. He looks like a goofy Frank Zappa, so he should consider himself fortunate.... I only hope they had the good taste to remove the Hear Muffs whilst screwing. This ad is disgusting, but for some reason I can't look away.
File this, along with Aydes candy, under "unfortunate brand names". Judging by the films hitting theaters these days, perhaps RETARDEX really is a Hollywood sensation.
This is the worst advertisement in history, hands down. "So badly burned were they that there was a thick crust of tissue on their faces through which their beards grew", but the Schick Shaver gave them a clean comfortable shave!