Hope everybody has an enjoyable holiday. It's certainly not a flashy holiday like Halloween and Christmas, but my younger kids still love the egg hunt and getting candy. So, I'm planning on having a good time.
I have one question: There's horror movies for every single holdiay but Easter. Why? If there can be a New Years Evil and a Mother's Day, there should be an Easter horror flick somewhere out there, right?
Come to think of it, there weren't many Easter episodes on TV either...
It would seem that Easter is the red-headed step-child. Look up "Easter" in the dictionary and it says "Not as good as Christmas". Why? It's not because the religious context is too strong, because Christmas is by far the biggest holiday, and its very name is a religous statement.
images via Groovy Age of Horror
Of course, when the bunny is a girl, it goes from being scary as hell (ever seen Donnie Darko?) to sexy as hell. The Playboy bunny is all the evidence you need that this is true. Somehow, it wouldn't be the same if these chicks were dressed as dogs or chickens.
image source: vintagepbks.com
Hey, if Elvira can get into the Easter spirit, so can you.