Kid Stuff #13: Terrible Games for the Whole Family to Dread
There's certainly been some awful games produced over the years. The Full House, Kojok and Beverly Hills 90210 board games come to mind. However, I think it's unfair to call games like these the worst. After all, if you were a fan of those shows, you might have actually enjoyed them. I'm looking for games that are horrible by any standard.
I've come across a few vintage games that seem beyond the pale. They're so bad, I can't conceive of a human being of sound mind enjoying them. For instance, the French cheese card game...
"I've got 3 Roqueforts and 2 Pouligny-Saint-Pierres. Read 'em and weep."
"Not so fast, son. I've got hand full of Crottin de Chavignols and Neufchâtels. I win!"
I'm no expert, but I can pretty much guarantee kids don't like to look for good deals on sweaters. In fact, I wonder if there's anything on planet earth they would LESS like to do.
Here's a few more games I found to be particularly horrible. I should mention that I actually owned the Bermuda Triangle game, and it was bad..... real bad.
I can't decide if the Japanese Batman/Flipper looks to be the worst game ever made or the best. One thing's for sure - it's one of the oddest.