Gilligan: The Untold Story
My bleak formative years no doubt led to a very dark period. I abandoned hopes in a future in the culinary arts and began writing poetry and taking massive doses of hallucinogens. My first published work is pictured below. It's out of print, but still can be found on ebay and Amazon from used booksellers.
One day, I became so baked, that I woke up with a gigantic tattoo of Max Baer, Jr. on my back and had somehow also become left handed. More importantly, I had a religious experience while baked. So, I decided to turn my life around and form a Christian singing group.