11/1/10

The Retrospace Dictionary #3

heteroflexible

heteroflexible
i.e. "I'm straight but shit happens."


DEJABREW

dejabrew
Much like deja vu, dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of alcohol.

partytard

partytard
Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things

dilligad

dilligad
Does It Look Like I Give A Damn?

infatucoma

infatucoma
An infatucoma is defined as the period of time during which a guy ditches his friends in favor of his new girlfriend. This is often accompanied by total telephonic unreachability. With luck, he will emerge from the Infatucoma and return to his friends to realise the error of his ways. The unlucky are never seen again.

SARGASM

sargasm
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

early nerd special

Early Nerd Special
Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

JEWFRO

Jewfro
A curly mop of hair with lots of volume, sported by many a Jewish brother.

pornstache

pornstache
Ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have

4 comments:

  1. Brilliant! "Partytard" and "Dilligad" are entering my daily speech right now!

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  2. Heteroflexible is a good one. I always knew it as "Trisexual" as in: I'm Hetero, but i'll 'try' anything once.

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  3. I was thinking Partytard was the garment she was wearing :)

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  4. I'm mesmerized by that furry wall in the second photo!

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