3/19/11

The Retrospace Dictionary #7

couchlock

couchlock
Being too stoned to get off of the couch




bodyspam

body spam
Unsolicited and unwanted physical contact

chevrolegs

chevrolegs
The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car

onion booty

onion booty
Booty that looks so good it makes a grown man want to cry

food stupid

food stupid
Condition when you eat too much and your body's energy leaves the brain to focus on digestion

tooth sweater

tooth sweater
When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.

girllionaire

girllionaire
A guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends. The Fonz was a prime example of a girllionaire.

pornacopia

pornacopia
An over abundace of porn. An object or place that contains untold ammounts of porn.

i smell bacon

I smell bacon
The police are coming; or, the police are here

6 comments:

  1. He looks a bit like Frank Spencer

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  2. The guy sitting on the couch in the first photo looks like actor Andrew Prine. Can you verify this?

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  3. PS --

    From the side, miss "Onion Booty" looks like none other than Jacqueline Bisset, back when she was still modeling in the early to mid 70s.

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  4. Actually, it's that rascal John Holmes.

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  5. These appear to be stills from Color Climax porn products from back in the day. Or so I've heard.

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  6. John Holmes. Wow -- without a mustache, he looks like Andrew Prine.

    "Color Climax" -- now there's a name for a porn manufacturer! What do you get when you mix sex with L.S.D.?...

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