Retro Quote #12: Favorite Movie Quotes as Told by Archie Comics

Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Just for the hell of it, I thought it would be fun to have the cast of Archie Comics recite some of my favorite movie lines.  I only hope you have as much fun reading it as I did making it.

The Third Man (1949)
... okay there's also the worlds largest particle accelerator, Albert Einstein, and the discovery of LSD, but who's counting? It's a great movie moment.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

They Live (1988)

Rebel Without a Cause (1955)


  1. Nice job! The first one (Conan) had me cracking up. I sent it out to a friend of mine who repeats that quote at least once a week.

  2. I'm pretty sure the Conan line rips off Stalin's dictum: "The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep."

  3. That was fantastic... Now I'm imagining lines from Withnail and I, as re-worked by Krazy Kat and Ignatz Mouse :)

  4. Excellent! Thank you.