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And speaking of non-PC language.... Ye Gods! They're marketing their lotion as an alternative to being fat! Even if they'd used the term "overweight", it still would've been wildly inappropriate. And is it even true that fat people don't have dry skin? Somehow, I doubt it.
Brilliant. A snot colored Kleenex box. It even has the texture of dried boogers.
Maybe I'm just distracted by the marvelous shag here, but what is this chick looking at? Is this something she would wear? It looks like it could be an Indian papoose - is she expecting? In which case the need for trendy sanitary napkins may be null and void.
It's times like this that I'm disgusted with my modern-day jaded sensibility. I can't help it. It looks like she's having phone sex and..... God knows where that soap has been.
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