I had a hunch Kris Kringle was a leg man by the way he dressed his lady helpers at the mall. His assistants in their little elf outfits are clear indicators that Mr. Claus fancies him some miniskirts. And upon further research, Santa's penchant for a miniskirt becomes undeniable - as evidence, I ask you to check out some of the old photographs where Claus is caught red handed enjoying some holiday miniskirt action.
Nice. Awkward laughter is always the best means to cut the sexual tension.
Easy there, Santa. She's been good all year. You of all people shouldn't be the one to make her turn naughty. Resist, damn you. Resist!