Catalogs #21: Parker Brothers Games 1972
Before video games, before the Internet, before cable..... there were board games. And I must admit, I fashioned myself quite the gamer back in the day. I could go three rounds of Battleship, a full hour of Rock'em Sock'em Robots, and finish up with back to back games of Stratego and Perfection and not break a sweat. Yeah - that's just the kinda hardcore playa I was.
But even I don't recognize some of the games contained in this 1972 Parker Games catalog. Perhaps some of you can refresh my memory. Let's have a look...
I never have been a big fan of Monopoly. Maybe it's because I never win. And I mean "never" in the strictest sense possible - as in not one time in over forty years of sporadic playing.
Anyone recall Careers or Landslide? Not ringing a bell. Landslide seems particularly negative about US politics ("manipulating popular votes", "connive through ballots") - I thought that sort of cynicism was reserved for 2012.
Never cared for Sorry - it always made me pissed off at my friends and family for destroying me when the win was within my grasp. "Sorry" isn't gonna get you any forgiveness from this serious gamer.
Risk is the only known board game to last longer than a Dungeons & Dragons module. In fact, I'm skeptical that anyone has ever actually completed a full game of Risk. You can swear up and down you finished a game, but we both know the truth.
Dealer's Choice sounds like an awful game. Why would you want to pretend to be a used car dealer? And I've actually played Masterpiece and can verify that it is every bit as boring as you'd expect it to be.
I've played Gnip Gnop - it's fun as hell...... for the first four to five minutes. Then it gets painfully monotonous. Snapshot is just a variation on Concentration but with added stupidity.
I've never heard of Square Off or But Out. Something tells me I didn't miss much. Correct me if I'm mistaken.
I must not have been into word games because I haven't played a single one of these. Be wary if your neighbors invite you over to play "Probe".
I cannot tell a lie - I played the hell out of some Uncle Wiggily back in the day. It's honestly been at least forty years since I've played it and I still remember it clearly. How odd that it was about a rabbit with rheumatism.
I never heard of Screech, but it sounds like it would've given small children nightmares. (Twenty or so years later there would be another Screech that would give small children nightmares - the hideously unfunny boy on Saved by the Bell.)
Never played Soma. It certainly looks cool, but something tells me the thrill of playing it would be short lived. Odd that they would stick it on a "Card Games" page.
Fans of "Freaks and Geeks" will recall the game Pit as it is featured prominently in an episode.
This was before Nerf became the multi billion dollar company it is today, filling up entire aisles at Toys "R' Us. We didn't have high velocity semi-automatic Nerf firearms back in the seventies - we just had balls.
Don't get me started on the Ouija board. Laugh all you want, but I don't want Captain Howdy (aka Pazuzu) to come ruin my life. I've got enough to worry about without having to deal with a Babylonian demon stirring up trouble.