Well, kids, today's theme is "dining" - whether at home or at a restaurant. It's a smorgasbord of vintage miniskirts to satisfy even the most discerning of palettes. Come for the minis, stay for the snarky comments. Enjoy.
 Here's a detail from an ad for the Bonanza Sirloin Pit. Please note that all drink refills are free with your meal..... except milk. If you want more milk, buddy, you're gonna have to lay some money down.
And just for the record, Hoss Cartwright would never eat a salad.
 "High five.... don't leave me hangin'."
 Care for a 45 cent tuna salad sandwich? Any ideas on who the mystery person is on the wall? It sort of looks like a young Dustin Hoffman, but I'm sure it isn't him.
 Admiring the foliage and ignoring the mini. No good will come of this.
 Is it me, or does the Shoney's Big Boy have a sly devilish grin whilst eyeing the minis? Hey, Big Boy has needs too.
 Anyone out there remember the diner booth jukebox? You could select the tune from your booth without having to get up and put your dime in the main jukebox. The magic of technology.
 The girl in the back is the only one looking at the camera. She's the fifth wheel and proud of it.
 Jeez, ladies. Hungry?
 Why are there file cabinets and office furniture on the other side of that window? Is this a snazzy office break room? Or does the restaurant manager really really need to by some blinds?
 Fighting the urge to make an inappropriate comment..... must.... resist...... must remain strong..... aaargh!!