Sex Sells #28: Men's Fashion Advertising
It's so easy. Just lay down a few bucks for our shirts and slacks, and BAM! the chicks will be coming out of the woodwork. You'll have to beat them off with sticks. And your girlfriend? She'll be so overcome with sexual desire, you'll think she's possessed. But who can blame her? You've become the kind of man you've always dreamed of becoming.... king of his castle, a sex machine, a modern day Adonis.
And it's all because you bought our shirts and slacks. ....You're quite welcome.
"Dear Friends.... brick Mason, once a shy, retiring lad, shunned by girls.... changed his luck and his life when he discovered Male Scrubbed Jeans...."
And by "nice things" we mean throngs of scantily clad women maniacally starved for your attention. What can we say? Such is the power of Tads trousers.
Buy our shirts and the 'tame quiet life' you once knew is effing over. Now, women will lay at your feet as you gaze victoriously upon the ocean. This is what it is to be king.... and Career Club shirts are the vestments of the gods.
"It goes right back to its original shape, after every wearing. No matter how active your golf game. Or your girl friend." Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more. Say no more.
Even the family dog has more dignity than these dames. But don't blame them. He's wearing Broomsticks slacks - they simply can't control themselves.
Look at the way she is staring at him! She is ready to literally jump his bones right on that backyard helipad.