Consider this a "part two" to a post I did two years ago.
Anyway, I'll say this in regards to horror film advertising in newspapers - what it lacked in terms of a canvas (it was small and B&W), it made up for in sensationalism. The art was certainly compromised versus the nice technicolor canvas of the movie poster; however, the unassuming newspaper spot was often license to go buck wild. These are every bit as fun to peruse as are the posters. Take a look for yourself...
"Brain of Blood". Isn't that a bit like saying "Omelet of Egg"? I'm just sayin'. And, personally, I'd rather be a "monster" than a "maniac". So, as far as I'm concerned, the transplant was a success!
Free Rasputin beard? I'm there!
"Last House on the Left" spawned a whole tribe of similar sounding films. There was also House by the Edge of the Park, House by the Cemetery, Last House - Part II (no relation to the original) and more ... (I've yet to see it, but there's a new movie out called Last House on Dead End Street).
Is it just me, or does it seem like that "warning bell" would get old fast. I get annoyed when someone's cell phone rings; I'd probably blow a gasket if a damn warning bell chimed every time things got gross.
Is this the best tagline you've ever read? "....shiv-shaving, eye gouging, arm twisting, chain lashing..."
Is it just me or did we just have two back to back movie ads featuring guys that could pass for Robert Duvall?
Not surprisingly, the non-American ads were considerably more lurid. Can you imagine your dad opening up his morning paper over toast and coffee, and coming across this little number?
A few more Euro ads, just 'cause they're so doggone awesome...
Is it just me or could these Italian ads pass for "real art"? - I mean, these are damn nice looking for a crummy newspaper.
Also, is it just me or have I surpassed my "is it just me" allowance? I think I've used the phrase three times already. I'll try to quit.
This survival kit was distributed at the theater. I wonder how many Slithis fan club members are out there? Here's another token given out at the cinema...
Filmed in "Percepto". I wonder how that compares with digital IMAX. Probably better (no sarcasm intended).
Calling all Retrospace readers: What the hell is a "black stamp monster show"?
Rated PG.... are you kidding me? It's been a while since I've seen this, but I seem to recall a topless scene and a woman's decapitated head rolling on the ground.
Whoever said "Meat Is Meat" has never seen the making of a McRib.