6/6/13

Pancakes #12: Catalog Pancakes


What if the world literally had gone to pancakes.... where even the Montgomery Wards catalog was steeped in creepy sexual undertones.  Imagine if the Sexual Revolution wasn't extinguished during the Reagan years and, instead, it simply kept going towards its inevitable crescendo.  Instead of fizzling after the cocaine fueled sex party that was the Disco Years, it kept going full steam ahead.  In this alternate universe, the Montgomery Ward's Catalog would look something like this...













12 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 06, 2013

    Great post man. Thanks for the Thursday morning pancakes. Usually pancakes only happen on the weekend at my place.

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  2. AnonymousJune 06, 2013

    This is one of the funniest things you've ever done!

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  3. You , sir, are a genius. A wonderfully twisted genius.

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  4. AnonymousJune 06, 2013

    Brilliant

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  5. One of your very best. Thanks!

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  6. Thanks for the positive words. I'm humbled by my own brilliance.

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  7. It's a bit late for Montgomery Wards, but hey, J.C. Penney is in need of some damage control. They take this tack, and I promise people will totally forget Hitler Teapot!

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  8. AnonymousJune 08, 2013

    This in in the Top 5, ever. Words fail me.

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  9. This is Oh My God funny!

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  10. This site is brilliant, thanks so much for creating it:) Anyone else notice in the second pic there's a man pointing with blue overalls and sunglasses? The man is none other than famous 70s porn star Eric Edwards, leading me to suspect that most (if not all) of these photos are from 70s and 80s porn sets.

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  11. I'm almost certain that the girl in white at the left of 0004.jpg is “Brooke Fields,” who flourished briefly during her almost-namesake's first rise to fame. I saw an adult film in the mid-80s that purported to show her adventures at Princeton… It was remarkable how many prognathous-jawed actresses with heavy eyebrows suddenly appeared in soaps and short-lived TV shows right then.

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