6/28/13

Sex Sells #30


The creator of Dilbert, Scott Adams, I think summed up the sex- sells principle best:
Males are predictable creatures. That makes it easy to craft a marketing message that appeals to them. All successful advertising campaigns that target men include one of these two messages: 
1. This product will help you get dates with bikini models.
2. This product will save you time and money, which you need if you want to date bikini models.
Of course, the ultimate ad man, Don Draper, would disagree.  When Peggy uttered the words "sex sells", Draper jumped down her throat.... but then, he was always jumping down her throat, so never mind.




The "sex sells" technique may be the most used, but it's also the most mocked.  It's such an obvious attempt to appeal to our baser side instead of being honest with the audience.  My all time favorite quote on the subject is from the late great Bill Hicks:
"Here's the woman's body. Beautiful. Camera pulls back. Naked breasts. Camera pulls back. She's totally naked, legs apart, two fingers right here...and it just says, 'Drink Coke.' Now I don't know the connection here, but Coke is on my shopping list this week."

Cracked magazine 1978



I picture the marketing meeting for the next ad going something like this....
Nunn Bush Exec:  I'd like you to advertise our product demonstrating how our shoes will make men irresistible to women.  What do you have in mind?
Madison Avenue Exec:  How about we have a one-armed butt naked female making sweet love to a boot?
Nunn Bush Exec: Sounds good.  Let's get hammered.



When I first read the "Joe Walsh" name, I did a double take.  Surely, this is not THE Joe Walsh.... the Clown Prince of Rock, famous for his legendary partying skills.  I don't know if I'd want to go on that kind of Joe Walsh tour - I might never make it back!


Lest you think the "sex sells" approach is strictly an American thing, get a load of this advert.  Perhaps one of the finest examples in print.  Young men and women aspiring for a career in advertising should take note - this is a textbook example of how it is to be done.

Cracked August 1977


I love it when the "sex sells" approach is used on a product that you wouldn't think it applied.  For instance, the approach makes sense for men's clothing and cologne.... but for bed sheets?

Of course, the reason you get such a wide array of "sex sells" back in the sixties and seventies is because, back then, the family pocketbook was almost exclusively the man's domain.  In other words, no matter what the product was, Madison Avenue had to make it appeal to the completely predictable tastes of the male species.


Nowadays, you have females controlling the bank accounts every bit as much as the men.  In a way, this makes for much more honest advertising - wherein the product is actually described, versus simply putting a pretty lady in the picture and calling it a day.

Of course, even in the 1980s, the ones buying camera equipment were the same predictable males as the sixties and seventies.  .


Showing some skin, or just featuring a pretty lady is one thing.... highlighting the sexual act itself is altogether another.  You can almost smell the 'after sex' in this advert...


When your product's name is SPONG, you almost have no choice but to go with sex



I don't understand a single word of this, and have no idea what she's selling.... but I'm buying.  Just tell me how much, and it's a deal.  Nothing sells a product better than gams. 

But if you ever doubt the power of sex appeal to sell a product, look no further than this next advertisement.  If you can use it to sell athlete's foot products, it truly is the universal marketing tool.


... and here's a couple more thrown in for good measure. Until next time!



13 comments:

  1. I bet Joe Walsh went on lots of those tours...he just doesn't remember them. As for the Desenex ad...I wouldn't care she had Athlete's Foot..

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  2. I'm pretty sure Bild Woche is a German magazine, and she's selling a compeition - this week you can win 10,000 DM (which dates it to pre-1999, given that's when Germany entered the Euro).

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  3. It'd be awesome if that was Meryl Streep in the Dingos ad.

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  4. AnonymousJune 29, 2013

    you mean.. Chesty LaFrance?

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  5. Sanitation the QuizmakerJune 30, 2013

    Where can I get a pair of Dingo Jeans ? I love that ad

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  7. An old boss I had in the late 80s made an interesting observation, when I complained about how many household products were advertised to women, when so many men did housework, too...

    He said, "They don't advertise to the user of the products, they advertise to the BUYER of the products...."

    Al Bigley

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  8. My hat's off to you Gilligan.
    You quoted both Scott Adams and Bill Hicks in the same post.
    I took it a step further and started to think about Bill's
    superb Yul Brynner/Jim Fixx stand-up piece.
    Sex sells because men can't get enough of it.
    Sigh.

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  9. That water in the Dingos ad looks a bit nipply to me....

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  10. Wow that Dingos ad! I'm speechless that they got away with that!

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  11. In ten years time, if you do the same "sex sells" post you'd probably have a lot of beefcake for the ladies and not just cheesecake for the men.

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  12. Of course, the reason you get such a wide array of "sex sells" back in the sixties and seventies is because, back then, the family pocketbook was almost exclusively the man's domain. In other words, no matter what the product was, Madison Avenue had to make it appeal to the completely predictable tastes of the male species.
    seo toronto

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  13. The Springs Mills company (makers of Springmaid textiles) had ads like that back into the 1940's and 50's...basically, Mr. Springs, the man in charge, was quite pervy.

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