It's time once again to put your mind in the gutter. "Twisted Impressions" is a place where it's okay to see penises where there are none; where everything is sexual, dirty, and wrong. Sigmund Freud himself would blush at some of phallic interpretations. But it's all in good-natured fun.
I'll let you figure out on your own what today's theme deals with. Enjoy.
I maybe wouldn't have thought anything of this seemingly innocent breath test..... were it not for the sly awkward smile of the police officer.
The chef likes what he sees.
You cannot convince me that Nice'n'Easy didn't intentionally kick this ad up a notch with some oral subtext.