Is there anything funner than poking fun at old comic book covers?..... Yeah, actually, there's a lot of things funner. Still, it's a great way to pass some time - especially if you're on the clock at work. Enjoy!
Looks like Superboy and Lana need to lay off the carbs. The shame of it all. Her fat ass hanging out of the door like that - probably breaking wind uncontrollably.... the horror! This is a plot that isn't dealt with near enough in comics. I want to see Ghost Rider and Deadpool obesity stories.
YEEOUCH! I rarely even wince at violence in movies or comics, but this one has me grimacing in pain. A point blank, direct hit to the nads with a freeze ray - a devastating case of blue balls for poor Nemesis. To add insult to injury, the villain sent his freeze ray as a heart shaped message to Nemesis' gonads.
Long enough to do what, Bob? Have sex with this entire underwater flotilla? The yellow snapper at bottom is getting the f**k out of Dodge
"The world's most attractive bachelor.... millions of girls idolize him." This should put to rest any doubt that superheroes are male fantasies pure and simple. And what kind of superheroine is Cat Girl that she misses with a big flask from just a few feet away?
Worst. Costume. Ever. I understand it's supposed to look homemade, but c'mon. White booties?
I'm sorry but this cross-eyed panther just isn't scaring me. Let me finish his sentence: "You're not a panther, you're a..... heh, heh,....ha, ha, ha,... a cross-eyed Gabor sister with a crew cut!" This fella needs to just paddle away on his gondola before he's suckered into buying another necklace.
Ahem (clearing throat). Methinks where the human portion of this centaur ends and the horse begins is looking a little.... er, wrong. Perhaps the two halves could've been blended a bit more, if you get my drift.
Brought to you by the Savings & Loan Association.... so, I'm guessing this comic not only helps you manage your money, but also rationalize corruption and fraud. For a look inside go here.
Um, is this really appropriate? Generally speaking, if a student offers to rub suntan oil on a principal's back, the principal probably would be wise to decline the offer. Just sayin'.
Martin and Lewis comics were worse than the movies because Jerry appeared even more retarded (if that's possible). This cover is a nice metaphor for the comic duo - Dino with the babes, and Jerry alone with his..... with his.... never mind.
Words fail me. On to the next comic...
The man just wants Supes' shirt to put in his little hall of fame.... is this a problem? Is this how Superman reacts to his fans? Not only is this the dumbest idea for a comic book ever created, it further underlines the fact that Superman is a dick.
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."
What's with the pink muzzles? I checked other copies on the interwebs, and it's not just a printing error or graffiti specific to this copy. Did they just drink a glass of Strawberry Quick? Do they both have colds? It's awfully chilly in the Arctic Circle, so it makes sense.... I guess.
Armchair psychologists should have a field day with this one. A woman sees that her lover has fallen for another woman. In her eyes, he's not the man he used to be - he's alien to her. Meanwhile, Mermaid Man's young ward, Barnacle Boy, watches helplessly.
Wait - what? They had a comic book based on the Stanley Kubrick film? I can see a graphic novel adaptation maybe, but a continuing series illustrated by Jack Kirby? This is insane.
Ummm, Dagwood? I think you've got some explaining to do. It's my sincere hope that he can get some help with his problem - this is just getting embarrassing.
Dude, you are whispering really loudly! They totally hear you.
I don't think this is a bad cover. I just wanted to point out that Dagar has really, really nice hair.
Well, this is awkward. Let's parade all of Flash's failures and provide close ups of his reactions.