This group of guys look like they should all be members of some elite crime fighting group and have their own TV show.
The Freddy Mercury looking hombre on the bottom left is Esteban. He's been known to diffuse bombs with his teeth while maintaining perfect hair..
The fella on the bottom right? That's Victor, the muscle of the crew who walks the fine line between lawman and criminal. Delivered one of the finest no-holds-barred beat downs ever shown on network television.
Top right: Cornelius - ex pusher turned cop. But just 'cause he stopped slingin' H doesn't mean he's working for the "man". His heart will always be in the ghetto.
Top Left: Illya Nickovitch - Fought his way out of the Russian army wielding only a butterfly knife. Trademark: chews on carrots.
The magnificent bastard bottom center is the leader of this group, Nathan Wind. Rumored to be dating Jaclyn Smith.
A word of advice: When wearing a hoodie, do not tighten drawstrings.
I have but one comment for the Sears catalog page above...
If Sears catalogs had audio...