A touch of class. Nothing says 'wine tasting' like polyester bell bottoms and matching sweater. Here's a bunch of scans from Ladies Home Journal. All from 1974 unless otherwise noted. Enjoy.
You do not want to cross this bitch. She will eat you for breakfast.
From the Stevie Nicks line.
Folkloric? Is there a picture of Paul Bunyan on the back?
Sign you've had too much to drink #43: When you're dipping your chin in your wine glass.
From the Mary Tyler Moore line.
I'm reminded of a favorite Seinfeld quote: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..."
He keeps his woman satisfied, but they like their relationship "open to new possibilities". Care to join them? Things will get weird, and you may experience some mild trauma, but it'll be an experience you won't soon forget.
The last thing this woman needs is more yarn. Step away from the yarn, ma'am. You've had enough.
I've often wondered why we as a society in the 1980s almost unanimously rejected, mocked and forgot the seventies. Then I see pictures like this and I'm reminded why. For chrissakes, he looks like he's wearing a car floor mat decorated by Grandma Moses.
He's totally saying the quote from Anchorman: "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back...... I want to be on you."
A couple more for the road - these two from LHJ 1971.