Cinema #36: Title Screens I Have Known

I apparently have a mental illness where I can't watch a movie on my computer without capturing the title screen.  The result: over the past few years, I've amassed a few hundred of these screen caps.

Here's a nice big pile of them for you to look at.  Longtime retrospace readers will remember a lot of these got the Movie Review treatment, such as Screwballs above (post 1 and post 2).

This post should give you a pretty good idea of the quality of films enjoyed by yours truly.

Featuring clam chowder wrestling and Barbara Carrera's cleavage.

Featuring Bruce Springsteen's sister... and Charlie Sheen's sister.

Featuring Marcia Brady and George Clooney

Love anything done by m'main man, Mario Bava

A great Hammer flick IMHO; but still can't beat Count Yorga

Starring a pervy giant ape and a jungle maiden who has venom sucked from her inner thigh.

Featuring Wonder Woman skinny dipping with a Native American shaman.

Featuring Valerie Leon's boobs... and I think a mummy.

Barbara Steele is great; the film, not so much.

Horror Hixploitation - a winning combo

Giant rats make an appearance. Marjo (the Matthew McConaughey clone) as well.

Anything with V.P. is good... unless it's this.

There's a plot in here somewhere, but it gets lost in the boobs...
I just didn't feel right showing an Elvira title and leave you with no Elvira.

Drive-In theaters were made for biker movies.

Maybe the best title screen ever

I actually had the Clue VCR Mystery Game.  Trust me, it's not worth explaining what that is.

Featuring a naked Barbara Crampton being violated by a decapitated head.

This must not have been very good.  I've already forgotten what it was about.

Are you ready for next Horshack Redemption?  This is first on the list.

Just watched this with my 17 year old daughter and she loved it.

This movie is exactly one eighth as good as its title.

Love those 70s fonts

Or as everyone on the internet today would write: He Knows Your Alone

Yep, my taste in film is becoming pretty evident

The "confessions" movies are better than the "carry on" movies - or at least they're naughtier.

Could've been sleazier, but still a lot of fun.

Artsy fartsy French horror, but I loved it.  Featuring smoking hot French girls saying things like this...
How can you not like this?

Another awesome title screen.

Trust me.  The movie lives up to its title.  Featuring Malcolm McDowell's talking codpiece.

I actually have a lot of love for this movie.  And it was the subject of one of the first Retrospace posts I ever did back in 2008.

Yutte Stensgaard checks the oven naked... besides that, not worth watching.

And so, we've reached the end of this batch of title screens.  What a...


  1. Isn't Dr. Goldfoot with Vincent Price? These are some impressive tittles. They ought to re-make Peking Man, but it would probably be really lame. Nevermind.

  2. I envy you. I just want you to know that.

  3. The article gave me one more reason why you are way more awesome than me. I haven't seen a single one of these movies.

  4. Gonna check out some of these, thanks!