In this episode The Professor and Gilligan run down their top three songs ruined by their music video. Then it's on to Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976). Aloha High School is about to get turned into a shopping mall! Whatever will the Aloha sluts do? Listen to find out!
As always we give you the movie's drinking game and our expert opinions - because when it comes to 1970s drive-in classics, we be experts. This is an episode you don't want to miss.
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70s music, cheerleaders flashing, cool cars... and it's just the title screen!
Here's the gang. You'll see lots of these girls. (That second sentence should be read in a flamboyantly perverted manner.)
That's Sesame. She's about to give David Hasselhoff a hummer in the bathroom stall. (Yes, you read that right.)
This is Ms. Watson the school secretary who is routinely aroused by the male student population. Insanely inappropriate comic hilarity ensues.
Walter Hartlander is the school superintendent. He's highly corrupt (can't you tell?) and wants Aloha High to be turned into a shopping mall (the bastard!).
These bitches are from the local vocational school. If Aloha High gets converted to a mall, all the students will have to go there. The horror!
There's lots of impromptu random dancing. Hasselhoff plays a character named Boner who is just straight up embarrassing.
Like I said. Embarrassing.
The girls sit in the gym and watch the boys' basketball practice. Sesame, for no apparent reason, just wears a blouse unbuttoned.
The school's spaghetti sauce is spiked with cocaine and marijuana. Ms. Watson and the school board inspectors get wasted.
Another impromptu dance ends. It won't be the last.
Aloha High gets a new principal. His first order of business: fire all the cheerleaders and get new ones.
What will they do without their cheerleader outfits? The girls are royally bummed.
As if things can't get any lower, Leslie and Sesame are arrested for indecent exposure.
In a miracle twist of fate, the girls are restored their cheerleader positions in order for the basketball team to win the big game. Here, Sesame revives an unconscious Hasselhoff by sticking her panties in his face. Yep - that happened.
I won't spoil the ending except to say, Mr. Hartlander gets his just desserts, and it looks like Aloha High is gonna be alright after all. Enjoy the podcast!