Homeowners How To (Vol 03 No 2 Mar-Apr 1978) is a nice little window into the vintage homestead, featuring lots of classic 70s decor, advertisements and even fashions. Let's take a look at some of the highlights....
Man, the brick kitchen used to be "the" look. Just add tons of houseplants, gaudy curtains, glass containers holding nuts, some linoleum, a small cheesy picture with Ziggy or something on it, a couple ashtrays, and you've got yourself the perfect Seventies kitchen.
This is what I love about the 1970s - everything looks like its ready to erupt into a porno at any minute. Even a reinforced plastics advertisement is bursting with sexual energy...
It's an ad for translucent paneling, but it could also serve as an adults only movie poster. Such was the disco era.
Now we get to the decor section which focuses on wallpaper. The bold black and white stripes on the wall are a perfect compliment to the black and white stripes of the dead zebra, don't you think?
1970s wallpaper was anything but subtle.
I wonder how far into the 1980s this wallpaper made it before some poor schlub had to scrape it off.
The poor kid probably can't even focus to read his comic book with that obnoxious wallpaper surrounding him. Somebody get some Ritalin stat!
Great Scot! They've even wallpaper the cabinetry! This has gotten out of hand.
Okay, my eyeballs are tired. Let's move away from the wallpaper...
The model they chose for these dresses (which are about as loud as the wallpaper) seems a tad unstable...
"What am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!"
Unless your kid is actually going to be Annie in the school play, I'd highly recommend NOT making her an Annie dress.
I used to love watching ol' Norm Abrams on The New Yankee Workshop. "And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear these."