Vintage Scares #36: Have A Very Creepy Christmas
It's just a leggy Ann Miller waving her finger at a rather horrific Santa mask (or is this some sort of macabre trophy?).... But these slightly unsettling vintage holiday pics are what "Vintage Scares" are all about. Here are some more holiday horrors for your viewing pleasure...
A true Christmas nightmare; ventriloquist dummies are objectively frightening - even if they are manipulated by Candice Bergen's father.
It's just St. Nick, leaving presents under the tree and abducting your mother. "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
And speaking of yuletide sex slaves...
She's bound and wrapped in plastic as a holiday present for G.I.'s everywhere. Do with her as you will. Merry Christmas!
What the - ?
These soulless hollow-eyed children will forever haunt my dreams.
And speaking of hollow-soulless eyes....
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum.
This is a Christmas card from 1910. A charming depiction of a child looking up his mother's dress. "Dis Decoration is out o'sight!"
The scary thing is, both Mr. and Mrs. Spangler swear they were the only ones in the picture.
Gaby Berger and the Creepiest Santa on Earth wish you a very scary Christmas!