Look, I'm not so jaded as to doubt the good intentions behind this record as a public service against child molestation. Nor do I doubt the good intentions of the seemingly endless string of 1980s sitcoms which took a dark turn down the molestation route.
That being said - Dear God, this record is f***ing sick. It contains two peppy songs for kids about getting molested ("Good Touch" and "It's Your Body" by John Braden) and a quaint little story of Webster's schoolmate getting tickled in bad places by his babysitter.
"Good Touch" by John Braden
Story Side A
Story Side B
"It's Your Body" by John Braden