Comic Books #3: Bad Comics

I'm sure the kids were lining up at the comic book stand to purchase this one!
I can just hear the little tykes now: "I'll trade you a Governor and J.J. for your Rockford Files and Rhoda comics."

Many of you have probably seen this notorious title from Spire Christian Comics. Other actual Spire titles: The Cross and the Switchblade and Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. Who needs Flash and The Green Lantern when you've got these!

What bothers me most about this one is not Robin's ridiculous hybrid costume. It's the awful close-up of a groin punch . Ouch!

In this exciting and action-packed issue the Man of Steel... has to eat lots of hamburgers. Excuse me? Did they run out of ideas or bad guys that this was the best they could come up with? Don't miss the next issue: Will the South Beach Diet help Superman get the weight off? The suspense is killing me.

Okay, I apologize for the juvenile humor here. I couldn't resist. Come back soon!


  1. AnonymousJuly 26, 2008

    I for one would never mock the Joker's boner.

  2. OH my gosh that Hansi comic is brilliant! I want a giant poster of that to hang.

  3. CHORTLE AT JOKER'S BONER hahahahaha