Where are those swings? My wife would certainly never swing outdoors in her underwear, much less take one of the kids outside like that! And who would have a swing indoors? It's all very puzzling. At least the undies are comfortable.
If you read the text in the love rug ad, it says that it's almost like having another lover there with the two of you. Which ups the creepiness factor a thousand fold.
Why is the Greatest American Hero on a loverug - - on his stomach! Who's waiting behind him to make sweet sweet love to him!!! And is he getting stroked in the picture right in front of us? Does the rug only start when you start? Does the rug stop stroking at orgasm and roll over and snore? Or does it go on and on and on with its pathetic needy stroking?
I hope it's stain resistant.
I wonder how many other girls that guy has had on that love rug.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many Love Rug purchases were exercises in wishful thinking.
ReplyDeleteThat's future porn star randy West in that Love Rug ad
ReplyDeleteI will simply never tire of these old adverstisements. keep 'em comin'.And anonymous is right, that is Randy West... a 70's porn star.
ReplyDeleteWhere are those swings? My wife would certainly never swing outdoors in her underwear, much less take one of the kids outside like that! And who would have a swing indoors? It's all very puzzling. At least the undies are comfortable.
ReplyDeleteIf you read the text in the love rug ad, it says that it's almost like having another lover there with the two of you. Which ups the creepiness factor a thousand fold.
ReplyDeleteWhy is the Greatest American Hero on a loverug - - on his stomach! Who's waiting behind him to make sweet sweet love to him!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd is he getting stroked in the picture right in front of us? Does the rug only start when you start?
Does the rug stop stroking at orgasm and roll over and snore? Or does it go on and on and on with its pathetic needy stroking?