Music Lists #12: The 45 Greatest Songs Named After Women

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Okay, here's the rules:

(1) The song has to have a female's name in the title, but not necessarily be about a female.  In other words, "Lola" by The Kinks is about a male transvestite and "Martha My Dear" by The Beatles is about a sheep dog; neither about a chick, but both qualify.

(2) It has to be the first name.  Thus, "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkle doesn't count. Also, it can only have a girl's name, not a boy's; so, "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar wouldn't count.
  
And, finally (3) This is Retrospace, so we're not looking at songs from the nineties on up to the present (not that any would deserve to be on the list, anyway).

Last thing I'll say is: please don't concentrate on the numerical order (i.e. "WTF? 'Lovely Rita' is before 'Billie Jean'!").  I'm more interested in the one's that I missed.  Perhaps there's some oversights that you could shed some light on... please drop a comment if you've got some!
 

1. Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
2. Cecilia - Simon & Garfunkle
3. Lola - The Kinks
4. Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) - Looking Glass
5. Mandy - Barry Manilow
6. My Sharona - The Knack
7. For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her - Simon & Garfunkle
8. Aimee - Pure Prairie League
9. Suite Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby, Stills and Nash
10. Melissa - The Allman Brothers
11. Along Comes Mary - The Association
12. Michelle - The Beatles
13. Beth - KISS
14. Gloria - Them
15. Ruby (Don't Take Your Love to Town) - Kenny Rogers
16. Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
17. Lovely Rita - The Beatles
18. Layla - Derek and the Dominos
19. Sarah Smile - Hall and Oates
20. Sheena is a Punk Rocker - The Ramones
21. Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac
22. Josie - Steely Dan
23. Help Me, Rhonda - The Beach Boys
24. 867-5309/Jenny - Tommy Tutone
25. Martha My Dear - The Beatles
26. Peg- Steely Dan
27. Aubrey - Bread
28. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles
29. Come on Eilene - Dexy's Midnight Runners
30. The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix and the Experience
31. Rosanna - Toto
32. See Emily Play - Pink Floyd
33. Fanny (Be Tender with My Love) - Bee Gees
34. Roxanne- The Police
35. Matilda's Mother - Pink Floyd
36. Sweet Jane - Velvet Underground
37. Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
38. Jennifer Juniper - Donovan
39. Darling Nikki - Prince and the Revolution
40. Maggie Mae - Rod Stewart
41. My Maria - BW Stephenson
42. Valerie - The Monkees
43. Candida - Tony Orlando and Dawn
44. Bernadette - The Four Tops
45. Annie's Song - John Denver

And, just for the record, here's a few of my Worst Songs Named After Women:

Sara - Starship
Carrie - Europe
Dirty Diana - Michael Jackson
Luka - Suzanne Vega

Also, I don't think "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger is actually a girl's name, so I didn't include it.  I know a lot of people like "Angie" by The Rolling Stones, but I'm not too fond of it.  CCR's "Suzie Q" isn't one of my favorites either.

I'll also mention that I think naming a song after a woman has become the biggest music cliche ever; however, it still is good fodder for music lists (it's even parodied on Family Guy). The death knell for the cliche came with Lou Bega, possibly the worst recording artist of all time with possibly one of the worst songs of all time, namely "Mambo Number 5".