Think you can handle this moustache? I don't think so. |
The seventies were the decade of manliness and machismo. Baby Boomers were in their prime, and now it was time to start broadcasting their virility via tight pants and mighty womb brooms. These were beacons of manliness the way a stag's rack and a lion's mane are signals of their raw manhood.
Mind you, the homosexual community took it up a notch, so I can't lay all the credit to hetero seventies swingers. But none - I repeat, NONE will ever top the feather duster that adorned the upper lip of the great Neil Peart.
Don't let the Adidas and Geddy's grandma pants distract you from that goddamn amazing mustache |
Lemmy's is up there, as is Ken's. Oh, Skunk Baxter would be in the top 5. But yeah, Neil's says "I'm smarter than you and I can do this: *budda budda badabump*"
ReplyDeleteMercury looked way better without the mustache as many Queen fans will tell you, but the day when Neil shaved the 'stache was a sad day indeed. He's the ONLY one that looked cool with a handlebar mustache.
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