Twisted Impressions #14

If this water ski ad doesn't make you giggle (or at least smirk sardonically), then you may need to loosen up a bit.  It's healthy to have a little residual immaturity - a part of you that still enjoys a well timed fart, or an unintentional sexual connotation. 

If you find the picture above childish and lame; I suggest you move on to more serious posts. However, if you still possess that Inner Idiot, then I suggest you read on - I've got five more for you.  

Somebody help me out with this one - I can't for the life of me figure out the context.  Aside from the obvious phallic hilarity, what exactly is going on here?

If only it had been a pet beaver, this might've been historically funny; however, 'Peke' will do.  What a hairy little growler she has. (Many thanks to the Flickr comment for that chuckle)

Ummm. Yeah. I'm just going to move right along here....

Yeah, I'm really reaching here. I know. I can't help it that it's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this. Maybe it's just my longtime fictional love-affair with Donna Douglas that caused my mind to enter the sewer so quickly. However, Nat King Cole's sly grin seems to say that he's thinking the same thing I am.

Dear God.  I can't even begin to convey my feelings on this one.  I didn't so much laugh at this one as I was mysteriously bothered by it.  This is just so very wrong. Words fail me to express why.


  1. The last one--it does seem un-American to do that to a Savings Bond...whatever "that" is.

    1. I can hear Richard Dreyfuss saying, "This means something."

  2. Second one from the top. Obviously a pin-up girl.

  3. My Inner Idiot loves it.

  4. Nat's face? Hell, Ellie Mae knows where this is going!

  5. Good Grief.
    All the subtly of a train wreck.
    FX would censor these from and Archer episode.

  6. Later, Ellie Mae and the boys made a "vanilla ice cream sandwich" out by the see-ment pond.

  7. Not sure what the giant diaper pin is supposed to be about.

  8. mystery photo: the origins of Pinterest.

  9. All of these were funny, except the last photo...that was just plain weird! What the hell is that thing?