It goes without saying that the actual textual content is way down the list on reasons to read a girly magazine. But that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun reading some amazing cover blurbs from vintage skin mags. Let's just say the accompanying eye candy is a bonus. Enjoy.
Are You Mentally Disabled?
Should Women be Manhandled?
Exclusive: Robot Cupids and Your Love Life!
USA - New Whoring Methods
Orgy - Flapper Style
The Wet Magic of Joyce
Lynn Drops a Booby on the Fun Run
Buff Bombshell on the Bridal Path
Chcekmate on the Flesh Line
Blonde in Black Booties
The Ball of the Bare Babes
The Fiend Loving Fat Man
The Passionate Apache
One Man's Meat
Is Your Baby a Feeding Problem?
A Guide to Unmarried Fathers or... How to Beat a Paternity Rap
Has the Bosom Boom Gone Bust?
How Illicit Love Ruins U.S. Students
Hea Unleashed Sadistic Beauties to Tease, Torture, and Kill
Babes, Bricks and Booze - How They Toppled Zsa Zsa's Playmate
.... and my personal favorite:
Girls Always Make Passes at Men with Moustaches
"I say chaps, what do we call this fine publication?"
ReplyDelete"We really razzle the reader, how about RAZZLE?"
"Maybe, but it seems to be missing something that a magazine that comes out every two weeks should have...what could that be?"
"How about FORTNIGHTLY RAZZLE?"
"Splendid! Break out the Harvey's Bristol Cream?"
HAHAHA These are great! :)
ReplyDelete"Honest honey, I bought this Pose! magazine because of the article on selling cars"!
ReplyDeleteI want all of these in my pad.
ReplyDeleteHOLY DORIS WISHMAN MOVIE, BATMAN! It's Catwoman! Should we manhandle her?
ReplyDeleteThat's the very issue of Razzle young Ian tried to shoplift.
ReplyDeleteBut not the issue Edina and Saffy found in Serge's room (also not the one in which Patsy appeared).
Delete"That's degrading to women"
"What do you mean...SHE'S got the whip!"
Is that Julie Newmar Top mag left image?
ReplyDeleteI believe it is, which explains my comment.
DeleteThe cover of Rugged is actually pretty clever. Made me laugh anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe girl on the cover of Showcase has had six cocktails, two reefers, a handful of pills and a sniff of coke. Hence the bright eyes.
ReplyDeleteYes that's Newmar.
ReplyDeleteI'm just fine, but it's everyone else who is MENTALLY DISABLED!
ReplyDeleteIs that Ann Margeret on Rugged?
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteThe best part is your comments... putting them in a list is hilarious..
Girls Always Make Passes at Men with Mustaches (Moustaches??)
How Illicit Love Ruins U.S. Students
Hea Unleashed Sadistic Beauties to Tease, Torture, and Kill
Babes, Bricks and Booze - How They Toppled Zsa Zsa's Playmate
Has the Bosom Boom Gone Bust?
A Guide to Unmarried Fathers or... How to Beat a Paternity Rap (that clown looks like President Obama)
Is Your Baby a Feeding Problem? (not with the rack on that gal in the red bathing suit)
One Man's Meat
The Fiend Loving Fat Man
The Passionate Apache
Buff Bombshell on the Bridal Path
Chcekmate on the Flesh Line
Blonde in Black Booties
The Ball of the Bare Babes
Lynn Drops a Booby on the Fun Run
The Wet Magic of Joyce
USA - New Whoring Methods
Orgy - Flapper Style
Exclusive: Robot Cupids and Your Love Life!
Are You Mentally Disabled?
Should Women be Manhandled?
Stay tuned for more...
This looks like the lineup for that old Phil Donahue show.