Double Feature #6: Scandinavian Nymphos on the Loose!

Tonight's Double Feature attractions both feature uninhibited Scandinavians spreading their immoral love to other countries.  In High Test Girls (1980) the Swedes bring their loose morals to a tranquil Swiss hamlet.  In Without a Stitch (1968) a young Danish woman practices her love lessons across Europe.  I don't have a lot to say about our first feature as it is essentially plotless, but our second selection is a doozy.  Let's watch... and please keep your cell phones on vibrate so as not to disturb your neighbors.  Enjoy the shows!

High Test Girls (1980)

There were a million of these back in the day: Euro-sleaze given an American facelift for drive-ins and grindhouse theaters.  Given that I enjoyed Gas Pump Girls so much (see my review from 2013), I figured I'd give another sleazy flick about scandalous gas station attendants a shot.

High Test Girls is not a porno; it's just a silly, dirty little movie from Switzerland, originally titled "Sechs Schwedinnen von der Tankstelle". The "story" basically can be broken down into one sentence: Swedish nymphos are on the loose in a Swiss hamlet.

A group of Swedish nymphos have inherited a gas station.  Every gentleman that pulls up for some petrol, gets to go upstairs with one of the attendants.  (Why was it always the Swedes who were the uninhibited nymphos back then?)

There is actually a semblance of a plot.  The mayor's wife is upset by all the immorality brought to her quaint little town and commands her husband to do something about it.

Of course, as soon as he leaves for work, this holier than thou wife gets down to business with the gardener.  (Insert porno music soundtrack)

Throughout, there's plenty of risque hijinx perpetrated by the wonton filling station girls.  Perhaps the most memorable scene is when a man on the television tells one of the gals to get aboard the set while he "services".   I suppose it would have been funny if it was 1980 and you were stoned.

The girls do all kinds of shenanigans in the downtime between satisfying their customers.  They run in slow motion naked through a forest, and they (above) rig an exercise bike to have an oscillating dildo to make the workout more enjoyable.

Eventually, the mayor has had enough and attempts to drive them out of their fair city by leading a marching band into their station (what a genius idea!).  As you might expect, every member of the band, including the mayor (above) is lured by the Swedish ladies' charms.  Plan failed, the movie ends.

While I certainly preferred Gas Pump Girls, as it was more of a movie, High Test Girls fulfilled its duties as a sexploitation film, exceeding its quota of T&A and enough silliness to keep things entertaining.

Without a Stitch (1968) AKA "Uden en trævl"

Of the seemingly millions of sleazy Euro imports that flooded drive-ins and seedy theaters in the late 60s and 70s - why watch this one?  First, it's 1968, so we haven't hit the hardcore level yet; so, things are still fun and campy - not even Skinamax levels.  Yes, I know there existed pornos in '68.  What I mean is - skin flicks could still be fun without getting explicit.

Second, it's filmed like a big MGM technicolor production; so, there isn't that grainy, brownish hue that would come to dominate 70s skin flicks.  Without a Stitch looks like it could be a Bob Hope or Doris Day film, but with boobs.

And third, the actress, Anne Grete Nissen, is a Danish hottie - not like the skank that you often got with skin films; especially American grindhouse varieties.

There's other reasons: it actually has a semblance of a plot, it's interesting to check out the groovy '68 fashions, etc. But enough with the whys; let's begin our story...

Young Lilian (Anne Grete Nissen) is worried she's frigid.  So, she consults a doctor recommended by her friend Britta.  His methods are insanely unorthodox (and would get an M.D. sued and imprisoned) but, supposedly, they get the job done - so let's give it a whirl.

Doctor Petersen (Ib Mossin), asks Lilian to remove her clothing.  When she seems embarrassed, he doesn't understand why. She should be proud of her body.  The doc has his work cut out for him.

Dr. Petersen: "It is important that you are naked here.  You must be broken of your shyness."
(Now, I receive angry comments and emails when I censor the naughty bits.  We're all adults here right? Well, perhaps not, and I don't feel like getting flagged.  So, we'll try to keep things PG-13; or at least a soft R.  Without a Stitch may be ultra tame, but it still has its share of nudity,  Anne Grete Nissen probably spends more time out of her clothes than in them, so the screen grabs in this review will, by necessity, have to be edited slightly.)

Anyway, back to the "story"...

Doc Petersen does a thorough examination.  And by "thorough", I mean thoroughly inappropriate.  Lillian feels a bit turned-on by exam, and thinks she's cured, but Petersen delivers the bad news that it's still going to be a few months:

"You are bothered by anxiety and guilt, shyness and shame." This is going to take some work to overcome these hangups and thereby gain the power of orgasm.

She agrees.  After all - she was just fresh from a bad encounter with Henry.  "Tell me about your experience with Henry," says Doc Petersen...

Lillian tells the tale of her date with Henry.  The scene is exceedingly awkward (bravo to the director to capturing this level of awkwardness) - they put on records, pour drinks, all with just a few shy words.

Lillian keeps chug-a-lugging to steel herself for the moment.

She disrobes, and everything is going swimmingly... but at the moment of truth, poor Henry is left blue-balled.  Lillian can't go through with it.

Back in the exam room the next day, Doc gives Lillian a long lesson in sexual morality.... or rather, why there is no such thing as sexual morality.  Sex is just a "thing you do", no different than picking flowers.  This whole scene is like it's right out of a hippie era self-help book.  It's the sexual revolution in a nutshell... and it's just a little hard to follow and concentrate with a naked Lillian onscreen.

Lillian tells the doctor a little more about her evening with Henry - and shit gets real.  They try to have sex, but, out of nervousness, Lillian laughs.  Henry turns out to be a world class douche, and spanks her, threatens her with a fire poker and tells her to "go to hell".

Amazingly, the doctor doesn't tell her that Henry is a threat and she should stay away.  Quite the contrary - he blames her, saying she needs to be less inhibited and more "active".

And as you can see from the picture above, the doctor is going to let her practice on him. After all, doctors are in the business of healing; and he's just the medical professional to do his duty.

The doctor gives her his blessing to hitchhike across Europe.  She's picked up by a guy in a utility truck.  When she starts to get nervous, she hears the wise words of Doc Petersen much like Obi Wan Kenobi - and it's on to consequence-less sex in the back.

You might note that she's wearing the same shirt as the one with Henry earlier.  The wardrobe budget for Anne Grete Nissen was pretty tight.

As luck would have it, the driver works for a porno company.  In a jiffy, Lillian is given a frightfully terrible wig and makeup and it's lights, camera, action.  It appears that Dr. Petersen's magic really did the trick.  It seems like only yesterday, Lillian was a blushing virgin.

That night, Lillian writes in the diary Doctor Petersen told her to keep.
"Dear Doctor.  As a doctor you'll certainly be glad to hear how quickly your patient has become...."

And she doesn't finish the sentence!  Are we supposed to fill in the blank?  What would you answer? A Whore? A Woman?

Lillian visits the University in Copenhagen and hooks up with an bisexual architect student who has an extremely groovy pad a la Austin Powers.  Soon it's time for a threesome, but Lillian gets a case of the nerves... but then she hears the echoing words of Obi Wan Peterson, "Use The Force Vagina, Lillian." (Or something like that.)

An interesting note: Before the threesome takes place, the architect student points out that Lillian's been shaved (her pubic hair was removed prior to the porno).  They laugh and marvel as if it's the craziest thing they've ever seen.  The guy says the he heard they used to do that in the 1800s.

How far we've come.

After exploring the seedy underbelly of Amsterdam, Lillian hooks up with a rich guy.  Unfortunately, he's into S&M and has her whipped, and then vice versa.  WWDPD? (What would Doc Petersen do?)  I'm thinking he would approve.

After a few sexual rendezvous in Italy then Paris, she boards a plane to head back home... and guess who's also aboard?  Yep. It's Henry, and they are getting along famously!  Perhaps she now has what it takes to make him happy.

What have we learned today, folks?  Women should become experienced through lots of casual sex so that their men don't have to get frustrated and threaten them with violence.  It's a beautiful thing.  Thank you, Doctor Peterson.


  1. Where can one watch "Without A Stitch"? Is it available online somewhere? Uh, it's not for me....I'm asking for a friend.

  2. For Danskboob I commend you to 1970's "Chista" AKA Swedish Fly Girls. Music, lavish budget, great story, and ,er, danskboob.

  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKuuEtTZQ80

    1. YouTube is silly with these foreign type of '70s films. LOTS of German films, most taking place at a resort of some sort, either in the mountains or by the sea.

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  5. a better quality version is here:- http://sefilm.net/watch/uden-en-trvl_iffey/

    Double click and close the pop-up. This is in the original Danish with no subtitles but once you know the storyline, they're not important

  6. Don't know if you Roku, but there is a treasure trove on this channel - http://www.rokuguide.com/channels/b-movie-tv Worth it for the Brian Bosworth collection alone

  7. See the Omnibot at antique malls now and then. Tempted to obtain one and give it a raspberry pi brain :)