Album Covers #45

Please tell me something got lost in translation here - that this band really didn't intentionally call their album Kingsize Dick.  I'm filled with conflicted feelings of mocking laughter and supreme admiration.

Here's a dozen albums, some good some bad.  Most of these come from Germany and other parts of Europe.  Enjoy.

These poor guys are trying really hard tot to look at that ass in hotpants.  The player at bottom right is praying for strength, while the bottom left is literally going cross-eyed with the pain.

Silky has the "O face" down pat.

Okay, you've got your choice of the three sisters.  Which will it be?

Take away Dalida's bedazzled top hat, and this album cover gets a whole lot more interesting.

Um  Yeah.  (awkward silence).... let's move on.

Wow.  I can't believe they got Kathy Ireland to pose for the cover of this crummy compilation record. It's almost as impressive as their mad cut & paste skills.

First of all, there appears to be a girl in the Fire Boys.  Perhaps she's the Yoko.

Fact: It's been forty years, and still no female has ever bought one of their albums.

And by the looks of Swat, the party is going straight up their noses.

Why did Stephan Remmler decide to put a nude rock climber on his album cover?  Because he can.

So long, farewell, aufedersein, goodbye.


  1. Hi there, actually King Size Dick is the singer's name, baptized King Size because he's a portly man, and I think Dick was the alias he chose when singing in one of his early beat bands (Dick & The Iforgottherest); still an awkward name choice. Oh, and he's from Cologne, Germany, if that helps to explain anything...
    Great blog, by the way.

  2. Ingrid is simply adorned with typical African tribal face paint, not blackface. Even if she was, nothing wrong with that.

    Disco Magic knew someone with an early Mac, as evidenced by the plethora of fonts they used.

    Mama don't know her angels are messin' around with some black guys.

    Mr. & Mrs. Mönch have some hot daughters!