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scan"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Vintage Scan #45: Crap for Christmas - Greenland Studios 1969 "},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qYsFN2US1Cg\/Vr-vkbSF8AI\/AAAAAAAAmmo\/V_Jnxa79-es\/s1600\/greenland%2Bstudios.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"472\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qYsFN2US1Cg\/Vr-vkbSF8AI\/AAAAAAAAmmo\/V_Jnxa79-es\/s640\/greenland%2Bstudios.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI simply couldn't hold on to this 1969 magazine insert until Christmas; it's so chock full of crazy garbage, I had to share immediately.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1663\/24639850649_afa51334e5_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1663\/24639850649_afa51334e5_b.jpg\" width=\"396\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EJust order anything from our fine selection of holiday garbage, and you too could be a winner!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1601\/24711975990_ae0e7c1a26_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"494\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1601\/24711975990_ae0e7c1a26_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWhat I'm going to do is show you the two-page scan, then single out a particularly intriguing item...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-C_NMMoEzQWM\/Vr-w62fpBSI\/AAAAAAAAmm0\/EXfV3TeOJEo\/s1600\/MDS00963a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-C_NMMoEzQWM\/Vr-w62fpBSI\/AAAAAAAAmm0\/EXfV3TeOJEo\/s400\/MDS00963a.jpg\" width=\"317\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAh, but the charming and capricious Ollie the Owl is the least of our worries. \u0026nbsp;Things get exponentially more tacky and strange from here.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1650\/24380659543_94b0e7ccae_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"496\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1650\/24380659543_94b0e7ccae_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Q-a8dqJwPkI\/Vr-xfx_GGSI\/AAAAAAAAmm4\/yCcXMBhQQ18\/s1600\/MDS00964a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Q-a8dqJwPkI\/Vr-xfx_GGSI\/AAAAAAAAmm4\/yCcXMBhQQ18\/s400\/MDS00964a.jpg\" width=\"256\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWhat the hell is this? \u0026nbsp;I can think of a lot of words to describe this, and \"adorable\" isn't one of them.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-nBkbCB4OTcE\/Vr-yPFzqytI\/AAAAAAAAmnI\/rn8eFZ818a0\/s1600\/MDS00964b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-nBkbCB4OTcE\/Vr-yPFzqytI\/AAAAAAAAmnI\/rn8eFZ818a0\/s400\/MDS00964b.jpg\" width=\"295\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EBecause clowns aren't scary enough in the dark, we need them to be shooting light from their eyes and mouth.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1586\/24639865469_e498e357d5_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"510\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1586\/24639865469_e498e357d5_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-rfCCVPgd8_I\/Vr-yuiMxBOI\/AAAAAAAAmnM\/JPL9xgStXTo\/s1600\/MDS00965a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-rfCCVPgd8_I\/Vr-yuiMxBOI\/AAAAAAAAmnM\/JPL9xgStXTo\/s400\/MDS00965a.jpg\" width=\"262\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EPossibly the tackiest item ever manufactured. \u0026nbsp;I wonder if that pincushion ever caused a problem when dialing.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-D1O16QEJCvM\/Vr-yuh4lfJI\/AAAAAAAAmnQ\/KO6tWNzN-2Y\/s1600\/MDS00965b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-D1O16QEJCvM\/Vr-yuh4lfJI\/AAAAAAAAmnQ\/KO6tWNzN-2Y\/s640\/MDS00965b.jpg\" width=\"310\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"Concentrate on the flames and envision a fantasy world as flames develop into intriguing, fascinating designs...\" \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E(cough) Give me another hit.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1509\/24981179466_7abe291caa_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"508\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1509\/24981179466_7abe291caa_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-41MXfmjXz5k\/Vr-zmfR4MQI\/AAAAAAAAmng\/grZVQXcB93A\/s1600\/MDS00966a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-41MXfmjXz5k\/Vr-zmfR4MQI\/AAAAAAAAmng\/grZVQXcB93A\/s640\/MDS00966a.jpg\" width=\"595\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI love that there's a pack of Winstons in this mahogany organizer.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-L2dCtcWwH3g\/Vr-zmRgLPYI\/AAAAAAAAmnc\/L-fLHGtWBFM\/s1600\/MDS00966b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-L2dCtcWwH3g\/Vr-zmRgLPYI\/AAAAAAAAmnc\/L-fLHGtWBFM\/s400\/MDS00966b.jpg\" width=\"327\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EBack in the days of cheap guilt-free ivory.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-XReJkeTSodY\/Vr-zmeLu_lI\/AAAAAAAAmnk\/7iirDXubJy0\/s1600\/MDS00966c.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"448\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-XReJkeTSodY\/Vr-zmeLu_lI\/AAAAAAAAmnk\/7iirDXubJy0\/s640\/MDS00966c.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"Be the hit of the office Christmas party\" \u0026nbsp;- this actually \u003Ci\u003Ewould \u003C\/i\u003Ebe a big hit today, but it would be worn ironically (like those tacky Christmas sweaters). \u0026nbsp;Alas, the days wearing cheesy, tacky clothing with no sense of hipster self-awareness are long gone.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1602\/24376898094_9bb370cedd_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"504\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1602\/24376898094_9bb370cedd_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-90_QDf0Rygw\/Vr-1ESA-B9I\/AAAAAAAAmn0\/Iw20YU1Uq50\/s1600\/MDS00967a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-90_QDf0Rygw\/Vr-1ESA-B9I\/AAAAAAAAmn0\/Iw20YU1Uq50\/s640\/MDS00967a.jpg\" width=\"265\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA woman who wears mini colonial lamp-posts is indeed \"a woman of mystery\".\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LdJa-FE3q-E\/Vr-1EsUqeKI\/AAAAAAAAmn4\/HCM4iBDrGF4\/s1600\/MDS00967b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LdJa-FE3q-E\/Vr-1EsUqeKI\/AAAAAAAAmn4\/HCM4iBDrGF4\/s640\/MDS00967b.jpg\" width=\"564\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EJust imagine the look on your guests' faces when you pluck off the plastic flowers and lay them down as coasters! \u0026nbsp;You'll be the talk of the town.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1697\/24914218661_d133f47c96_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1697\/24914218661_d133f47c96_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-a-tnJ0HsbBk\/Vr-1_xCRPWI\/AAAAAAAAmoA\/C_XqMwRphlA\/s1600\/MDS00968a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-a-tnJ0HsbBk\/Vr-1_xCRPWI\/AAAAAAAAmoA\/C_XqMwRphlA\/s400\/MDS00968a.jpg\" width=\"296\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ENo home should be without a set of asparagus dishes.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-JmzDRNFUFt0\/Vr-1_38SE1I\/AAAAAAAAmoE\/G5HEyZG9dsM\/s1600\/MDS00968b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-JmzDRNFUFt0\/Vr-1_38SE1I\/AAAAAAAAmoE\/G5HEyZG9dsM\/s640\/MDS00968b.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnyone have memories of girls wearing Sea Monkey necklaces in 1970? \u0026nbsp;Yeah, me neither - although, I probably would have thought it was incredibly cool.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-rviiG4PtQSc\/Vr-1_-9QVBI\/AAAAAAAAmoI\/gMujUb7Mnoc\/s1600\/MDS00968c.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-rviiG4PtQSc\/Vr-1_-9QVBI\/AAAAAAAAmoI\/gMujUb7Mnoc\/s400\/MDS00968c.jpg\" width=\"392\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA \"digital\" wrist watch.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-OZ2GYqA1QDU\/Vr-2AJ1B19I\/AAAAAAAAmoM\/8BP96mS2_Es\/s1600\/MDS00968d.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-OZ2GYqA1QDU\/Vr-2AJ1B19I\/AAAAAAAAmoM\/8BP96mS2_Es\/s640\/MDS00968d.jpg\" width=\"632\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd who wouldn't want a key fob that plays the \"Dr. Zhivago\" theme?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-0DMowwSrGTQ\/Vr-2Aaq4JEI\/AAAAAAAAmoQ\/JJg5a7_xY74\/s1600\/MDS00968e.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-0DMowwSrGTQ\/Vr-2Aaq4JEI\/AAAAAAAAmoQ\/JJg5a7_xY74\/s640\/MDS00968e.jpg\" width=\"324\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EYes, the fake dead chicken has \"a thousand uses\"... and, I'm sorry, but not one of them is remotely funny. Why the plucked chicken corpse was such a riot back in the day is beyond me.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1572\/24380685413_5f8e94a291_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"498\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1572\/24380685413_5f8e94a291_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-pGPhR9g_P3M\/Vr-4QxG7lxI\/AAAAAAAAmog\/yjBTmfOgP08\/s1600\/MDS00969a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-pGPhR9g_P3M\/Vr-4QxG7lxI\/AAAAAAAAmog\/yjBTmfOgP08\/s400\/MDS00969a.jpg\" width=\"377\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThis is actually pretty cool.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-bFr4icy4qWA\/Vr-4Q5RYlfI\/AAAAAAAAmoc\/hVfER8eeB9o\/s1600\/MDS00969b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-bFr4icy4qWA\/Vr-4Q5RYlfI\/AAAAAAAAmoc\/hVfER8eeB9o\/s1600\/MDS00969b.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI was interested to see what credit cards are sitting in this 1969 billfold.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1443\/25007508985_4cedca20ac_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"502\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1443\/25007508985_4cedca20ac_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-vTL4ZRA692E\/Vr-4xBzGX3I\/AAAAAAAAmok\/fODFwkySKus\/s1600\/MDS00970a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-vTL4ZRA692E\/Vr-4xBzGX3I\/AAAAAAAAmok\/fODFwkySKus\/s640\/MDS00970a.jpg\" width=\"274\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI don't know if I'd want to wipe with red dye, but maybe that's just me.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1670\/25007514335_a556960656_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"494\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1670\/25007514335_a556960656_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MLwuxHfTIbg\/Vr-5RY5E7JI\/AAAAAAAAmow\/BdK4yJj35IE\/s1600\/MDS0097b1.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MLwuxHfTIbg\/Vr-5RY5E7JI\/AAAAAAAAmow\/BdK4yJj35IE\/s640\/MDS0097b1.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EYuck. \u0026nbsp;That moon bank looks like it was plucked from the mushroom garden.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KQXBh_gxwHI\/Vr-5RfbXtvI\/AAAAAAAAmos\/al_YCO4SGm0\/s1600\/MDS0097ba.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KQXBh_gxwHI\/Vr-5RfbXtvI\/AAAAAAAAmos\/al_YCO4SGm0\/s640\/MDS0097ba.jpg\" width=\"448\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI've got to say, as tacky as some of this stuff is, my grandparents would have thought they were the 'cat's meow'. \u0026nbsp;I can just see gramps pouring his gin from this decanter with particular joy.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-PLbg_IoaLlU\/Vr-5RVc1gpI\/AAAAAAAAmo0\/InaETO4vo9I\/s1600\/MDS0097bca.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-PLbg_IoaLlU\/Vr-5RVc1gpI\/AAAAAAAAmo0\/InaETO4vo9I\/s400\/MDS0097bca.jpg\" width=\"337\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EIf she's that cold, I suggest she not go with something sleeveless.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1663\/24380700523_199de1f82d_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"490\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1663\/24380700523_199de1f82d_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-kNHmbeLlsYU\/Vr-6CQTr9sI\/AAAAAAAAmo8\/ou7e8ipirzg\/s1600\/MDS00972a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"468\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-kNHmbeLlsYU\/Vr-6CQTr9sI\/AAAAAAAAmo8\/ou7e8ipirzg\/s640\/MDS00972a.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI picture June slaving away at her ironing as she waves goodbye to Ward off to work... then, quickly transforming her ironing board into a bar and slogging back a drink.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1580\/24639907409_1903b8cc3a_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"498\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1580\/24639907409_1903b8cc3a_h.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-REzy3XTc9II\/Vr-62iNxYuI\/AAAAAAAAmpI\/KVgDYdQvt3M\/s1600\/MDS00973a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-REzy3XTc9II\/Vr-62iNxYuI\/AAAAAAAAmpI\/KVgDYdQvt3M\/s400\/MDS00973a.jpg\" width=\"327\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd you thought the Fitbit and its ilk were new? \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-e1TGp1ApxX4\/Vr-62iQAZSI\/AAAAAAAAmpM\/lTBQ_x3FFLM\/s1600\/MDS00973b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-e1TGp1ApxX4\/Vr-62iQAZSI\/AAAAAAAAmpM\/lTBQ_x3FFLM\/s400\/MDS00973b.jpg\" width=\"275\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"Watch him get moving without nagging or coaxing\". \u0026nbsp;I love it.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-2vq5waFw1eE\/Vr-62jJJ-CI\/AAAAAAAAmpQ\/s02ht_z1auI\/s1600\/MDS00973c.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-2vq5waFw1eE\/Vr-62jJJ-CI\/AAAAAAAAmpQ\/s02ht_z1auI\/s640\/MDS00973c.jpg\" width=\"601\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EDear God. \u0026nbsp;A post in the near future on ridiculous exercise products is a must.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-q0O0mlRhI8k\/Vr-62zYm8PI\/AAAAAAAAmpU\/LTRNgTL71SQ\/s1600\/MDS00973d.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-q0O0mlRhI8k\/Vr-62zYm8PI\/AAAAAAAAmpU\/LTRNgTL71SQ\/s640\/MDS00973d.jpg\" width=\"312\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWhat in the ever-lovin' hell? \u0026nbsp;\"Flesh color, inflatable, blushingly realistic... Now with bright pink panties, too\". \u0026nbsp;Words fail me.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-9p8MY4Ijfvs\/Vr-6202WYeI\/AAAAAAAAmpY\/b6ykmTfXZ3Y\/s1600\/MDS00973de.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-9p8MY4Ijfvs\/Vr-6202WYeI\/AAAAAAAAmpY\/b6ykmTfXZ3Y\/s640\/MDS00973de.jpg\" width=\"424\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EOkay, I can't go on. \u0026nbsp;Is this catalog almost through? \u0026nbsp;I've reached my limit.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1518\/24889506862_2f696282c4_h.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1518\/24889506862_2f696282c4_h.jpg\" width=\"418\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EOkay last page. \u0026nbsp;I hope you enjoyed. \u0026nbsp;We'll leave you with a delightful wall hanging, perfect for any home - a cock fight.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-VnZI701xcCs\/Vr-81psFqzI\/AAAAAAAAmpk\/gWxSCtmysOs\/s1600\/MDS00974a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-VnZI701xcCs\/Vr-81psFqzI\/AAAAAAAAmpk\/gWxSCtmysOs\/s640\/MDS00974a.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/feeds\/5667087865892007734\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2016\/03\/vintage-scan-45-crap-for-christmas.html#comment-form","title":"14 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/5667087865892007734"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/5667087865892007734"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2016\/03\/vintage-scan-45-crap-for-christmas.html","title":"Vintage Scan #45: Crap for Christmas - Greenland Studios 1969 "}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Unknown"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"16","height":"16","src":"https:\/\/img1.blogblog.com\/img\/b16-rounded.gif"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qYsFN2US1Cg\/Vr-vkbSF8AI\/AAAAAAAAmmo\/V_Jnxa79-es\/s72-c\/greenland%2Bstudios.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"14"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3126105774748281041.post-9058284857268263953"},"published":{"$t":"2015-12-24T12:04:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2016-06-05T02:10:44.223-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"christmas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"vintage scares"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Vintage Scares #36: Have A Very Creepy Christmas"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/631\/23829677466_74625fa8f5_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/631\/23829677466_74625fa8f5_b.jpg\" width=\"624\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EIt's just a leggy Ann Miller waving her finger at a rather horrific Santa mask (or is this some sort of macabre trophy?).... But these slightly unsettling vintage holiday pics are what \"Vintage Scares\" are all about. \u0026nbsp;Here are some more holiday horrors for your viewing pleasure...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5649\/23487861779_412aa60906_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5649\/23487861779_412aa60906_b.jpg\" width=\"520\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA true Christmas nightmare; ventriloquist dummies are objectively frightening - even if they are manipulated by Candice Bergen's father.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5825\/23829676616_6f53ab979b_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"634\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5825\/23829676616_6f53ab979b_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EIt's just St. Nick, leaving presents under the tree and abducting your mother. \"Ho, Ho, Ho!\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd speaking of yuletide sex slaves...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/607\/23747415032_a5fba20f07_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/607\/23747415032_a5fba20f07_b.jpg\" width=\"504\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EShe's bound and wrapped in plastic as a holiday present for G.I.'s everywhere. \u0026nbsp;Do with her as you will. \u0026nbsp;Merry Christmas!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/586\/23227631604_d804a31588_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/586\/23227631604_d804a31588_b.jpg\" width=\"520\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWhat the - ?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/748\/23560231210_d90f685ee5_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"610\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/748\/23560231210_d90f685ee5_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThese soulless hollow-eyed children will forever haunt my dreams.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd speaking of hollow-soulless eyes....\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5622\/23228064244_59a472953d_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5622\/23228064244_59a472953d_b.jpg\" width=\"520\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EO Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/772\/23488017649_b8c4cf776d_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/772\/23488017649_b8c4cf776d_b.jpg\" width=\"408\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThis is a Christmas card from 1910. \u0026nbsp;A charming depiction of a child looking up his mother's dress. \"Dis Decoration is out o'sight!\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5758\/23229217643_1625328f82_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5758\/23229217643_1625328f82_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe scary thing is, both Mr. and Mrs. Spangler swear they were the only ones in the picture.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5656\/23560295580_a03762ab81_o.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5656\/23560295580_a03762ab81_o.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EGaby Berger and the Creepiest Santa on Earth wish you a very scary Christmas!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-CS3rp57lD3w\/VnXzi3EMR7I\/AAAAAAAAlcU\/v3oG6za2FVk\/s1600\/181.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-CS3rp57lD3w\/VnXzi3EMR7I\/AAAAAAAAlcU\/v3oG6za2FVk\/s1600\/181.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/feeds\/9058284857268263953\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/vintage-scares-34-have-very-creepy.html#comment-form","title":"11 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/9058284857268263953"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/9058284857268263953"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/vintage-scares-34-have-very-creepy.html","title":"Vintage Scares #36: Have A Very Creepy Christmas"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Unknown"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"16","height":"16","src":"https:\/\/img1.blogblog.com\/img\/b16-rounded.gif"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-CS3rp57lD3w\/VnXzi3EMR7I\/AAAAAAAAlcU\/v3oG6za2FVk\/s72-c\/181.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"11"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3126105774748281041.post-8632874874722796299"},"published":{"$t":"2015-12-23T20:20:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2016-02-28T09:50:30.260-06:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"ads"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"christmas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Playboy"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Sex Sells"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sex Sells #32: Playboy Christmas Ads"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5649\/23486231959_055c564573_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"452\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5649\/23486231959_055c564573_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1966\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003EGive the gift that keeps on giving - a subscription to a nudie magazine. \u0026nbsp;What better way to show him you truly care, than pictures of naked ladies each month? \u0026nbsp;And don't forget about those engaging articles! \u0026nbsp;(That's why tells you he reads them, \u003Ci\u003Ebut you know better\u003C\/i\u003E.)\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ELet's have a look at some Playboy ads from Christmases past. \u0026nbsp;All are from 1965-1970. \u0026nbsp;(Note that a few are a tad NSFW.) \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5810\/23745785872_d5382d2e2e_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"446\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5810\/23745785872_d5382d2e2e_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1967\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\"YULETIDE MISS BRINGS THE GOOD WORD. Luscious Lisa Baker, Playmate of the Year, heralds your happy tidings via the colorful card you see below. How do you want it signed? Tell us and it's done. Or, we'll be happy to send it along to you for personal presentation.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/740\/23771660451_8829a0862c_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/740\/23771660451_8829a0862c_b.jpg\" width=\"462\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EGive him Playboy's Triple Gift: Playboy Club Key-Card, bottle of champagne and LeRoy Neiman print— all three gifts for $25.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EOver 46,000 delighted men received the Playboy Triple Gift last Christmas. Here's your chance to give this exciting gift to the hard-to-buy-for man on your list... a gift that will be enjoyed for years to come.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe lucky man you gift will get:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E1.\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003EHis Personal Key-Card to The Playboy Club. The one key that puts him where the action is in 15 Clubs in the U. S., plus two year-round Club-Hotel resorts, one in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, another in Jamaica, as well as Clubs in London and Montreal.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E2.\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003EA bottle of fine champagne. On his first visit to The Playboy Club, a beautiful Bunny will present him with a bottle of champagne with your compliments. Truly a great way to begin life in Playboy's festive Club atmosphere and a perfect second gift.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E3.\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003EA LeRoy Neiman print. A Bunny will also present your gentleman with your third gift, a 20\" x 30\" full-color reproduction of Neiman's \"The Hunt of the Unicorn. \" The 72-foot-long original hangs in the Living Room of the new, widely acclaimed $12,000,000 Lake Geneva Playboy Club-Hotel.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThat's Playboy's Triple Gift.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5797\/23226006794_6efbba563b_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5797\/23226006794_6efbba563b_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1967\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5796\/23558429950_458ba0bbf5_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5796\/23558429950_458ba0bbf5_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1970\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5787\/23227348993_3b8f37c795_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5787\/23227348993_3b8f37c795_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1970\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/626\/23486234809_acb9e5f5e7_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"438\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/626\/23486234809_acb9e5f5e7_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1965\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003EWHEN YOU GIVE PLAYBOY, it's a Santa's sack filled to the brim with everything that's fun and fabulous. It's 12 lavish issues a year generously seasoned with features that men really appreciate — like those of June Cochran, PLAYBOY'S 1963 Playmate of the Year (shown in full color at the left). And \"how sweet it is\" to know that you've taken the grind out of giving—have sent a gift that every man is happy to receive. Introduce your friends to the good life—to good reading, good food and drink, to a good laugh. Introduce them to PLAYBOY. And what better time to do it than during the bright mood of the holiday season!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/665\/23226010394_79ce35bf7a_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"446\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/665\/23226010394_79ce35bf7a_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1966\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/656\/23854006795_3c5bc6893f_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/656\/23854006795_3c5bc6893f_b.jpg\" width=\"593\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5709\/23227758803_abb4a16e5a_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5709\/23227758803_abb4a16e5a_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1965\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/780\/23226417654_94a35a8efa_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"448\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/780\/23226417654_94a35a8efa_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1966\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" style=\"height: 590px; width: 650px;\" vspace=\"0\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E   \u003Ctd align=\"left\" height=\"590\" style=\"padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 1.5pt; padding-right: 1.5pt; padding-top: 0in;\" valign=\"top\"\u003EMAKE HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT PERFECT, make every month a reason to celebrate. Give PLAYBOY. It's young and lusty, yet as traditional as tinsel and trees. It's a glittering yuletide package, a carnival of color, that opens each month to the best in enter­tainment for men: fine fiction, nonfiction; food and drink in the gourmet manner; thought and opinion in depth; humor from the masters of mirth; fashion, travel and entertainment that's bold and bracing.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EBEAUTIES BY THE DOZEN, fresh and lush, warm as mulled wine, unfold in full color throughout the year to delight every man. What better example than PLAYBOY'S 1964 Playmate of the Year, Donna Michelle, shown at the left. Add beautiful bewitchery world wide and you have the merry message.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/729\/23828457366_62ab3322db_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"436\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/729\/23828457366_62ab3322db_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1968\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5633\/23226417974_f76678e7cc_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"442\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5633\/23226417974_f76678e7cc_b.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E1968\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003EOUR MERRY MESSENGER, Angela Dorian, Playmate of the Year, heralds your gift via the glittering cord you see below. We'll sign it as you wish or send it along to you to deliver your own glad tidings.   BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, like Playmate Angela Dorian at the left, bedeck the pages of PLAYBOY bring delight throughout his en-lire year, in 12 great issues.  \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5683\/23227759903_17199914b0_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5683\/23227759903_17199914b0_b.jpg\" width=\"461\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe End. \u0026nbsp;Happy Holidays!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-evWZBnA8JAo\/VnXaaM9zwtI\/AAAAAAAAlbY\/QR0wJGBHwOA\/s1600\/%2524T2eC16R%252C%2521yEE9s5jFQmyBRT95B8CZw%257E%257E60_57.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"602\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-evWZBnA8JAo\/VnXaaM9zwtI\/AAAAAAAAlbY\/QR0wJGBHwOA\/s640\/%2524T2eC16R%252C%2521yEE9s5jFQmyBRT95B8CZw%257E%257E60_57.JPG\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/feeds\/8632874874722796299\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/sex-sells-32-playboy-christmas-ads.html#comment-form","title":"6 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/8632874874722796299"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/8632874874722796299"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/sex-sells-32-playboy-christmas-ads.html","title":"Sex Sells #32: Playboy Christmas Ads"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Unknown"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"16","height":"16","src":"https:\/\/img1.blogblog.com\/img\/b16-rounded.gif"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-evWZBnA8JAo\/VnXaaM9zwtI\/AAAAAAAAlbY\/QR0wJGBHwOA\/s72-c\/%2524T2eC16R%252C%2521yEE9s5jFQmyBRT95B8CZw%257E%257E60_57.JPG","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"6"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3126105774748281041.post-351556045968536095"},"published":{"$t":"2015-12-22T22:52:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2015-12-22T22:52:46.135-06:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"christmas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"twisted impressions"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Twisted Impressions #21"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KUWPs-feedk\/VnXf80AUApI\/AAAAAAAAlbo\/NFbV56vShCU\/s1600\/1953%2Bdetail.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"380\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KUWPs-feedk\/VnXf80AUApI\/AAAAAAAAlbo\/NFbV56vShCU\/s640\/1953%2Bdetail.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAs always the disclaimer (before folks start saying I'm a bad person, seeing dirty innuendo in everything): these are likely perfectly innocent advertisements..... but they still have me wondering. \u0026nbsp;Is there more going on here than meets the eye?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EIn this Christmas edition we'll look at one theme in particular: the \"woman with invisible penis\" trope....\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5817\/23746563002_97fa1548b3_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5817\/23746563002_97fa1548b3_b.jpg\" width=\"484\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWe'll start with this one. \u0026nbsp;It's just a woman with a Christmas ornament, right? \u0026nbsp;But the ornament is held in such a position and fashion that it makes one wonder... might there be some subliminal imagery at work here? \u0026nbsp;Notice the eyes almost closed...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/755\/23487009139_028769875d_o.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/755\/23487009139_028769875d_o.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThis holiday issue of Playboy has a woman under the mistletoe in a similar pose. \u0026nbsp;Might it be just an expression of a kiss, not something... a bit sleazier?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/754\/23746494712_77f9d99c60_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/754\/23746494712_77f9d99c60_b.jpg\" width=\"450\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EShe's just blowing out a wick... right?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-b_kOKylBj4Y\/VnXjIHh8jbI\/AAAAAAAAlb0\/NmhisCogpHc\/s1600\/1966%2Bavon%2Bcloseup.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"444\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-b_kOKylBj4Y\/VnXjIHh8jbI\/AAAAAAAAlb0\/NmhisCogpHc\/s640\/1966%2Bavon%2Bcloseup.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EYeah, there's definitely nothing phallic going on here.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5778\/23772354621_39cd705fa4_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5778\/23772354621_39cd705fa4_b.jpg\" width=\"480\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA woman knows to expect \u003Ci\u003Ea kiss\u003C\/i\u003E when she gives him Max Factor for Christmas. \u0026nbsp;Get your mind out of the gutter.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/771\/23226713864_837b0d3ab1_b.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/771\/23226713864_837b0d3ab1_b.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd finally, we have a woman receiving a very special yuletide present. Things go better with Coke. \u0026nbsp;Happy Holidays!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-yUb0NcZOyFk\/VnXlGGvdXZI\/AAAAAAAAlcE\/bQ9N0j4fnMM\/s1600\/091_Give%2Bthe%2BYule%2BTool%2Bthis%2BChristmas.png\" imageanchor=\"1\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-yUb0NcZOyFk\/VnXlGGvdXZI\/AAAAAAAAlcE\/bQ9N0j4fnMM\/s1600\/091_Give%2Bthe%2BYule%2BTool%2Bthis%2BChristmas.png\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/feeds\/351556045968536095\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/twisted-impressions-21.html#comment-form","title":"5 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/351556045968536095"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/351556045968536095"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/twisted-impressions-21.html","title":"Twisted Impressions #21"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Unknown"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"16","height":"16","src":"https:\/\/img1.blogblog.com\/img\/b16-rounded.gif"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KUWPs-feedk\/VnXf80AUApI\/AAAAAAAAlbo\/NFbV56vShCU\/s72-c\/1953%2Bdetail.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"5"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3126105774748281041.post-3568625028499012705"},"published":{"$t":"2015-12-21T17:25:00.000-06:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2016-02-28T09:51:18.579-06:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Barbara Windsor"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Carry On"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"christmas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Boob Tube"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"The Boob Tube #52: Carry On Christmas"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-l2idjaxm23c\/VmY5JKQiY7I\/AAAAAAAAlK0\/Z-xeOvfy9d0\/s1600\/39003.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"344\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-l2idjaxm23c\/VmY5JKQiY7I\/AAAAAAAAlK0\/Z-xeOvfy9d0\/s640\/39003.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003EAs you may know, I'm a big fan of the\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2013\/08\/movie-reviews-39-carry-on.html\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003ECarry On films\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;- the Carry On gang are brilliant, and the humor is that magical mix Benny Hill knew so well: ribald humor +\u0026nbsp;stupid gags = a damn fun time.\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003EThere were a few Carry On Christmas specials: \u003Ci\u003ECarry On Christmas\u003C\/i\u003E (1969), \u003Ci\u003ECarry On Again Christmas\u003C\/i\u003E (1970), \u003Ci\u003ECarry On Christmas: Carry On Stuffing\u003C\/i\u003E (1972) and \u003Ci\u003ECarry On Christmas\u003C\/i\u003E (1973). (There wasn't one in 1971 because the \u003Ci\u003ECarry On\u003C\/i\u003E flick in theaters was a flop that year.)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003EI happened to catch the '69 and '72 editions recently...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E \u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E \u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003ECarry On Christmas (1969)\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-h4jIRFwDh2I\/VmOSDvsoCkI\/AAAAAAAAlE8\/4_zwGoTG-PY\/s1600\/12-5-2015%2B6-39-18%2BPM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-h4jIRFwDh2I\/VmOSDvsoCkI\/AAAAAAAAlE8\/4_zwGoTG-PY\/s400\/12-5-2015%2B6-39-18%2BPM.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-tjmssSJ4cf4\/VmOUWsj2lFI\/AAAAAAAAlFI\/k8MuZwIzUxA\/s1600\/12-5-2015%2B6-17-32%2BPM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-tjmssSJ4cf4\/VmOUWsj2lFI\/AAAAAAAAlFI\/k8MuZwIzUxA\/s400\/12-5-2015%2B6-17-32%2BPM.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESid James is Scrooge. \u0026nbsp;In this version of A Christmas Carol, the ghosts show him how his stinginess and greed has affected others. \u0026nbsp;What follows is unfortunately, not very funny. \u0026nbsp;Yet, the Carry On regulars (Terry Scott, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Peter Butterworth, Hattie Jacques, and Barbara Windsor - without Kenneth Williams) are always a joy to watch, no matter how lame the punch lines.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-TzIY0w-jeWo\/VmOVazWADwI\/AAAAAAAAlFU\/YNVvvYqHr8M\/s1600\/12-5-2015%2B6-34-42%2BPM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"303\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-TzIY0w-jeWo\/VmOVazWADwI\/AAAAAAAAlFU\/YNVvvYqHr8M\/s400\/12-5-2015%2B6-34-42%2BPM.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EOddly enough, there's a segment that would have been at home in a Halloween special, but seems wildly out of place here. \u0026nbsp;Scrooge is shown a vision of a mad scientist's lair where\u0026nbsp;Dr. Frank N. Stein (Scott) and his buddy Dracula (Butterworth) are working on the Frankenstein monster to serve as a mate for Fanny (Windsor a la \u003Ci\u003EBride of Frankenstein\u003C\/i\u003E).\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-M2LuvDk46Js\/VmOWDhZO0gI\/AAAAAAAAlFc\/4yXXSDWHdVI\/s1600\/12-5-2015%2B6-30-18%2BPM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-M2LuvDk46Js\/VmOWDhZO0gI\/AAAAAAAAlFc\/4yXXSDWHdVI\/s400\/12-5-2015%2B6-30-18%2BPM.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EIt seems Dr. Stein can't handle the overly amorous Fannie and has constructed the monster to lure her away from him. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe plan seems to work at first, as Fannie is attracted to the hulking beast. \u0026nbsp;But due to Scrooge's stinginess there's a problem: the monster is gay for Dr. Stein instead! \u0026nbsp;(insert laugh track)\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-eNLDS_WCIGY\/VmOWpY6ks8I\/AAAAAAAAlFk\/gTKs7OFox0M\/s1600\/12-5-2015%2B6-16-22%2BPM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-eNLDS_WCIGY\/VmOWpY6ks8I\/AAAAAAAAlFk\/gTKs7OFox0M\/s400\/12-5-2015%2B6-16-22%2BPM.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe final segment is a Cinderella type story, with lots of older gentlemen showing up in drag. \u0026nbsp;Considering I don't find cross-dressing a thing of great humor, this sketch offered nothing but a look at Windsor in a short tattered skirt... which is nothing to sneeze at.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-emud3Z9Qmd8\/VmOXS8am2eI\/AAAAAAAAlFs\/6VndCEBaClU\/s1600\/12-5-2015%2B6-15-01%2BPM.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-emud3Z9Qmd8\/VmOXS8am2eI\/AAAAAAAAlFs\/6VndCEBaClU\/s400\/12-5-2015%2B6-15-01%2BPM.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAll in all, it's all pretty forgettable, and you'll likely never laugh audibly; but it will deliver some good old fashioned Christmas cheer seeing the \u003Ci\u003ECarry On\u003C\/i\u003E gang having loads of fun - the merriment is contagious.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ECarry On Christmas: Carry On Stuffing (1972)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-SN9aIVKS5OY\/VmPPuIu2gWI\/AAAAAAAAlHI\/ZbtkDBOJkA0\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%252812%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"298\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-SN9aIVKS5OY\/VmPPuIu2gWI\/AAAAAAAAlHI\/ZbtkDBOJkA0\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%252812%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EFor this helping of Carry On Christmas the sketches are surrounding a bawdy holiday dinner. \u0026nbsp;Each guest takes turns telling a merry tale. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-yFIqre9WQ6E\/VmPQPmjX4gI\/AAAAAAAAlHQ\/Gj4PQh2FfiE\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%252811%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"296\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-yFIqre9WQ6E\/VmPQPmjX4gI\/AAAAAAAAlHQ\/Gj4PQh2FfiE\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%252811%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAmong the revelers is a serving wench played by Valerie Leon (\u003Ci\u003EBlood from the Mummy's Tomb, The Spy Who Loved Me, Carry On Matron\u003C\/i\u003E).\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ELeon has popped up on Retrospace a number of times including \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2013\/12\/cinema-32-actresses-on-nude-scenes.html\"\u003ECinema #32: Actresses on Nude Scenes\u003C\/a\u003E, and a\u0026nbsp;\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2013\/06\/ads-69-japanese-advertising.html\"\u003EJapanese Advertising post\u003C\/a\u003E.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-sToAbBz0NJQ\/VmPRcSQYqqI\/AAAAAAAAlHc\/DJcq_hy5NEY\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25289%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-sToAbBz0NJQ\/VmPRcSQYqqI\/AAAAAAAAlHc\/DJcq_hy5NEY\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25289%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E. \u003Cbr \/\u003EThe first bawdy tale involves Adam (Jack Douglas) and Eve (Barbara Windsor). \u0026nbsp;It ends with an underwhelming punchline involving Adam eating her fig leaf.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-XnJA8IhpyH4\/VmPSNxe_H3I\/AAAAAAAAlHk\/YP5jJf2ZJ14\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25288%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-XnJA8IhpyH4\/VmPSNxe_H3I\/AAAAAAAAlHk\/YP5jJf2ZJ14\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25288%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EYou can't help but love Windsor - always willing to provide both cheesecake and comedy. Each are done well and are much appreciated.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LHs_mRgEJsY\/VmPSVvkayFI\/AAAAAAAAlHs\/7hvPTUbpzy8\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25286%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LHs_mRgEJsY\/VmPSVvkayFI\/AAAAAAAAlHs\/7hvPTUbpzy8\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25286%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA few of the skits fall short for me, including this one called \"The Last Outpost\" where military men and their women must commit suicide before being taken by the enemy. \u0026nbsp;What is sorely lacking from this \u003Ci\u003ECarry On\u003C\/i\u003E special is Sid James. He would have taken up the slack for the lackluster sketches.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Moj5Q1wkAus\/VmPS7Q3TDVI\/AAAAAAAAlH0\/UUB6GYVN8z8\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25285%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Moj5Q1wkAus\/VmPS7Q3TDVI\/AAAAAAAAlH0\/UUB6GYVN8z8\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25285%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe final story is Aladdin where Windsor wears an amazingly short dress throughout - reason enough to watch this special.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-2u5TDfNTsXY\/VmPTOyhSIQI\/AAAAAAAAlH8\/8PZqWUzJeKQ\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25283%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"296\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-2u5TDfNTsXY\/VmPTOyhSIQI\/AAAAAAAAlH8\/8PZqWUzJeKQ\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25283%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EShe rubs the lamp and out pops a flamboyantly gay genie (Norman Rossington). \u0026nbsp;As you can see, this predates CGI by a handful of decades.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-RW46CcruPAM\/VmPUBOFfd9I\/AAAAAAAAlII\/JlkKiJEClQU\/s1600\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25282%2529.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-RW46CcruPAM\/VmPUBOFfd9I\/AAAAAAAAlII\/JlkKiJEClQU\/s400\/carry%2Bon%2Bstuffing%2B%25282%2529.png\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAs you can imagine, it's all extremely silly, but the laughs come rapidly. \u0026nbsp;For every joke that fails, there two or three coming right behind it to make you smile. \u0026nbsp;I can think of worse ways to spend 50 minutes in December."},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/feeds\/3568625028499012705\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/the-boob-tube-52-carry-on-christmas.html#comment-form","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/3568625028499012705"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/3126105774748281041\/posts\/default\/3568625028499012705"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.retrospace.org\/2015\/12\/the-boob-tube-52-carry-on-christmas.html","title":"The Boob Tube #52: Carry On Christmas"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Unknown"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"16","height":"16","src":"https:\/\/img1.blogblog.com\/img\/b16-rounded.gif"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-l2idjaxm23c\/VmY5JKQiY7I\/AAAAAAAAlK0\/Z-xeOvfy9d0\/s72-c\/39003.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}}]}});